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I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice.

Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble through, meet weird foes and even stranger allies, and display reckless disregard for anything that gets in the way of a great story.

Currently you can listen to our Adventure Averse Journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune, played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design.

Then dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated Sci-fi Epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine, played with Stars Without Number.

You can find us by Searching for Halfwits & Failed Crits on your favorite podcast app, or at HalfwitPodcasts.com.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game Systems:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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In this episode zero the Failed Crits Crew sits down and breathes some more life into the star sector. Jonathan reads a bit of history from the Stars Without Number rule book by Kevin Crawford, each player develops the lore of a planet, and finally we make the new player characters!

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=== CREDITS ===

Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

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After the Scream Pursuit Syndicate met their fate in the final battle of the Prequel, a group of onlooking children were transported to the newly appeared Planet under the Spine, Nedrak. Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary) find their young selves fighting for survival as tensions run high and resources run low.

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Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ).
Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).

=== CREDITS ===

Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

Support the show