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Hail No

By: Lani Lynn Vale
Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Kendall Taylor
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Evander Lennox doesn't do anything he doesn't want to do. At least, that is, until he's sent to prison. The four years he's incarcerated, he's had no choice but to do the things he's asked to do, when he's asked to do them. And now, if he doesn't, it will mean a one-way ticket straight back to hell.

Once he's free, it takes him 24 hours to get his old job back, his dog at home where he belongs, and an understanding that people aren't as forgiving as he once thought them to be. He's just about given up hope of ever integrating back into society when a woman slams into his heart, literally and figuratively.

Kennedy Swallow just wants to belong somewhere. When she was younger, her parents divorced and chose to separate her from her twin. Fast forward 15 years, and she's finally getting to meet the family she's always wanted to be a part of. To make that happen, she uproots her life and moves to the tiny town of Hostel, Texas - giving her almost everything she's ever wanted.

Just when she thinks she's making progress in winning her family over, she finds out that her twin is ill, and the only reason her family tolerates her is due to the convenience of having a free caretaker whenever they might be in need of one.

After a few eye-opening experiences, she quickly realizes that she's being used. Vowing to herself that she'll make the best of the situation, she begins to steel her heart. What she doesn't prepare for is a man named Evander who sees that barrier as a challenge.

Contains mature themes.

©2017 Lani Lynn Vale (P)2018 Tantor

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My Evander

I love these two characters, their love came on strong not giving them a chance to second guess it, great book, great audio all around.

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Hail Yes!

I absolutely loved this book. What a refreshing breath of air. Kennedy and Evander's story made me so mad I was crying, then turned around and laughed so hard with their joy.

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cute!

Really enjoyed this. It had me laughing almost the whole time. Van and Kennedy.... perfect 💋

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very good

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! After listening to this story,. I totally enjoyed reading this book. It’s well written and the characters were uniquely fantastic. I would suggest this book to my friends that like this sort of genera. this was a good book. The narrator was great.

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Hail no

This was a pretty good story. The end was a bit sad, but you could tell it was going to end not so happy.

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A little far fetched

So the back story was a little unbelievable but overall it was a go introduction to the series. I enjoyed these characters and narration was done well.

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Pretty good

Majority of her books are linked to MC'S. But this one is not. I truly enjoyed this book. it was a change of pace.

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Definitely worth the listen!

I absolutely loved this RomCom! I laughed so much and just fell in love with Van and Kennedy. Give it a listen and you will too!

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loved it

ready for book 2 as book 1 was so great except for 1 sad part.

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I Love This Narrator Team

Lani Lynn Vale brings the story that Mason and Kendall bring to life. I love every book they narrate.

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