1. Gretchen Hill

Wealthy matriarch Gretchen Hill suspects pornography is being filmed in the mansion next door.

Gretchen has long-worried about pornographers moving into her neighborhood so when she sees busty, tanned young women in bikinis in the vacant home next door, her heart races.

She'd read an article in Vanity Fair that convinced her the place was crawling with greasy men with moustaches and sex viruses.

In fact, the Valley had been home to film crews producing pornographic material ever since the nineteen-seventies.

She leaves home in just her bathrobe intending to confront the pornographers next door.