• Got Warrants?

  • Dispatches from the Dooryard
  • By: Timothy A. Cotton
  • Narrated by: Will Damron
  • Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (61 ratings)

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Got Warrants?

By: Timothy A. Cotton
Narrated by: Will Damron
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Publisher's summary

For the hundreds of thousands of followers of the Bangor, Maine Police Department on social media, the "Got Warrants?" feature brings a regular dose of levity. Pulled straight from daily reports, these short interludes provide a welcome spin on the standard police log.

Collected here is a fresh batch of all-true police-related hijinks. Poking fun at human nature and turning ne'er-do-wells into sages of silliness, Got Warrants? reminds us all to step back, take a deep breath, and try not to take things so seriously.

©2021 Timothy A. Cotton (P)2021 Rowman & Littlefield

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Makes me see that it's not all terrible like on TV

Very enjoyable and humorous! Easy to listen to. Makes me see officers in more human light.

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Interesting stories and wonderful wit

I have read all three of this author's books and bought this audio version because that's my preference for 'reading'. I didn't think it possible, but listening added much more to the book.... stories came alive, and it seemed more witty and humorous listening than reading. No matter what format.,....ya gotta love TC's books, blogs, email and FB posts, etc. He's truly one of a kind and needs to be shared with the world. My only suggestion would be if perhaps TC himself read the books......but Will Damron did a great job in his place.

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Loved it!

I read the stories one by one to prolong the enjoyment. TC sounds like someone I'd like to have an early morning cup a Joe with and greet the sunrise wrapped in an Indian blanket slouched in a dew damp Adirondack chair.

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