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Meet Nick. He's kind of dumb. Meet his wife, Amy. She's kind of a bitch. One day Amy goes missing. What happened? Find out...in Gone Bitch!
Gone Bitch is the hilarious new parody of Gone Girl which will have you on the edge of your seat and rolling on the floor!
About the author: Steve Lookner is one of Amazon's top parody authors. He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon and has written for TV shows such as Saturday Night Live and MADtv.
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- Laura Auerbach
- 08-21-19
Expected better
I purchased this book and returned it part of the way through. I was disappointed given it had received 5 stars from 6 people.
My general take is that it isn’t very witty or smart. It had funny moments but it took the easy way out by adding gratuitous sex between a brother and sister and added “mean girl” flair. I’m not against these aspects in a book, and wouldn’t have minded those things if they were grounded in a wittier story line, but this became boring after about a 1/2h-45m. Maybe it gets better but I doubt it.
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Highly entertaining
The colorful language and no holds barred nature of the writing style make the book entertaining and easy to read but a bit cringy. Perhaps characters were a bit too black and white.
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She was already well-known in some circles before March 6, 2018, but that's probably the first time you heard the name Stormy Daniels. That's the day she filed a lawsuit against President Donald Trump over a nondisclosure agreement negotiated before the election but never signed. How did Stormy Daniels become the woman willing to take on a president? What is it like to be reviled by some, held up as a beacon of hope by others, and to be an object of fascination to all? In this audiobook, Stormy Daniels tells her whole story for the first time....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brave and Interesting
- By ChiTortiMom27 on 10-03-18
By: Stormy Daniels
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I Like You Just the Way I Am
- Stories About Me and Some Other People
- By: Jenny Mollen
- Narrated by: Jenny Mollen
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 834
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 744
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 736
Jenny Mollen is an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. She is also a wife, married to a famous guy (which is annoying only because he gets free shit and she doesn't). She doesn't want much from life. Just to be loved - by everybody: her parents, her dogs, her ex-boyfriends, her ex-boyfriends' dogs, her husband, her husband's ex-girlfriends, her husband's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriends, etc.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Hmm...Why am I listening to a bio of Jenny Mollen?
- By Elisabeth W. on 09-16-15
By: Jenny Mollen
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The Rabbit Factory
- By: Marshall Karp
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte, James Jenner
- Length: 14 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 182
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 148
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Story4 out of 5 stars 149
Marshall Karp is an acclaimed playwright known for his witty sense of humor and crackling dialogue. His debut novel The Rabbit Factory stars the irreverent LAPD detective duo of Mike Lomax and Terry Biggs. Dean Lamaar is the architect of an entertainment empire and the creator of iconic characters like Rambunctious Rabbit and McGreedy the Moose.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Bizarre but engaging mystery.1st-rate performance.
- By MidwestGeek on 12-19-12
By: Marshall Karp
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Dirty Thirty
- By: Asa Akira
- Narrated by: Veronica Worthington
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 151
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 138
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Story4 out of 5 stars 136
As she contemplates turning 30 years old while still being in the adult film trade, Asa Akira, author of the best-seller Insatiable, delves into her past, present, and future, exploring the events that brought her to where she is now and the surprising and insightful plans she has for her future. Internationally known as a porn star, Akira's perceptive, funny, and straightforward writings on love, sex, death, marriage, and celebrity come together in a surprising book of essays.
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5 out of 5 stars
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this was fun I'm going to buy her other book 2
- By Sir Lawrence on 01-09-19
By: Asa Akira
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Look Closer
- By: David Ellis
- Narrated by: Will Damron, Hillary Huber, Elizabeth Garrett, and others
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 520
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 472
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 472
Simon and Vicky couldn’t seem more normal: a wealthy Chicago couple, he a respected law professor, she an advocate for domestic violence victims. A stable, if unexciting marriage. But one thing’s for sure … absolutely nothing is what it seems. The pair are far from normal, and one of them just may be a killer. When the body of a beautiful socialite is found hanging in a mansion in a nearby suburb, Simon and Vicky’s secrets begin to unravel.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing
- By SB on 07-06-22
By: David Ellis
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The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
- By: Amy Schumer
- Narrated by: Amy Schumer
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 20,655
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18,471
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18,426
In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is - a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh. Down to earth and relatable, frank and unapologetic, Amy Schumer is one of us: She relies on her sister for advice, still hangs out with her high school pals, and continues to navigate the ever-changing boundaries in love, work, and life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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mind numbing
- By katrina on 09-17-16
By: Amy Schumer
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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
- By: Chelsea's Family Friends and Other Victims
- Narrated by: Johnny Kansas, Stephanie Stehling, Heather McDonald, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 723
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 561
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Story4 out of 5 stars 558
Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness", the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers - they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Money Grab… Chelsea Owes Me a Credit!
- By MumsyK on 05-26-11
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Everybody Is Awful
- Except You!
- By: Jim Norton - Foreword, Jim Florentine
- Narrated by: Jim Norton - Foreword, Jim Florentine
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 188
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 167
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 166
Twitter Trolls. Facebook Freaks. Instagram Exhibitionists. These are just a few of the creatures our technology-obsessed culture has spawned in its quest to simplify our lives. The madness is so universal now that everyone has dealt with it. You login to Facebook, read a stupid post, and immediately want to tell your "friend" to go have relations with himself. Thankfully, popular comedian and television host Jim Florentine has a solution for those of us on the verge of bashing our iPhones to bits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This book should be called “the newer testament”
- By Katharine Mae Peck on 02-28-18
By: Jim Norton - Foreword, and others
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Lady Secrets
- Real, Raw, and Ridiculous Confessions of Womanhood
- By: Keltie Knight, Jac Vanek, Becca Tobin
- Narrated by: Keltie Knight, Jac Vanek, Becca Tobin, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 72
Every lady has a secret. A secret so humiliating, embarrassing, scandalous, or disgraceful that you haven’t told a soul—not your closest friends, family, lovers, or doctors. There is so much shame surrounding hiding secrets, and, frankly, enough is enough. The truth is, there is power and freedom in releasing those dirty little secrets out into the big, bad universe. It gives you that same sweet relief as taking off an underwire bra at the end of a long, crappy day. That’s why Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jac Vanek—hosts of the LadyGang podcast—set their secrets free.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I hate it but I don’t really know why
- By Amazon Customer on 03-01-23
By: Keltie Knight, and others
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Into?
- A Novel
- By: North Morgan
- Narrated by: Christian Coulson
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 102
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4 out of 5 stars 94
Konrad Platt needs to get out of town. Heartbroken after his boyfriend leaves him for another man, Konrad abandons his life in London for the warm sun and blue surf of LA. He occupies a refined world of hard abs, VIP parties, and designer drugs that’s constantly, endlessly documented on social media. You know him from your various feeds - sunkissed, gym-ripped, and always having a better time than you. Or is he? North Morgan spins a story in brutal, addictive prose of excess and love that’s like nothing you’ve ever heard.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent
- By Madison Connell on 07-26-18
By: North Morgan
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This Is Not Fame
- A "From What I Re-Memoir"
- By: Doug Stanhope
- Narrated by: Doug Stanhope, Chad Shank, full cast
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,842
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,670
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,660
Doug Stanhope has been drunkenly stumbling down the back roads and dark alleys of stand-up comedy for over a quarter of a century, roads laden with dank bars, prostitutes, cheap drugs, farm animals, evil dwarfs, public nudity, menacing third-world police, psychotic breaks, sex offenders, and some understandable suicides. You know, just for levity. While other comedians were seeking fame, Stanhope was seeking immediate gratification, dark spectacle, or sometimes just his pants.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The extras are whats worth it.
- By Patrick H. on 05-18-18
By: Doug Stanhope
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Official Book Club Selection
- A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
- By: Kathy Griffin
- Narrated by: Kathy Griffin
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,404
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,001
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 996
Official Book Club Selection is Kathy Griffin unplugged, uncensored, and unafraid to dish about what really happens on the road, away from the cameras, and at the star party after the show. (It's also her big chance to score that coveted book club endorsement she's always wanted. Are you there, Oprah? It's me, Kathy.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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HONESTY Is WHAT MAKES KATHY SO 'HUGE'!
- By Tracy P. on 01-18-17
By: Kathy Griffin
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Digging Up Mother
- A Love Story
- By: Johnny Depp - foreword, Doug Stanhope
- Narrated by: Doug Stanhope and Friends
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,951
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,630
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,623
Doug Stanhope is one of the most critically acclaimed and stridently unrepentant comedians of his generation. What will surprise some is that he owes so much of his dark and sometimes uncomfortably honest sense of humor to his mother, Bonnie.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not my thing.
- By J. Harral on 01-27-18
By: Johnny Depp - foreword, and others
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The Ritual Bath
- The First Peter Decker and Rina Lazarus Novel
- By: Faye Kellerman
- Narrated by: Mitchell Greenberg
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,360
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 925
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Story4 out of 5 stars 917
Detective Peter Decker of the LAPD is stunned when he gets the report. Someone has shattered the sanctuary of a remote yeshiva community in the California hills with an unimaginable crime. One of the women was brutally raped as she returned from the mikvah, the bathhouse where the cleansing ritual is performed.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Read
- By Eva Gannon on 08-21-08
By: Faye Kellerman
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Hilarity Ensues
- By: Tucker Max
- Narrated by: Tucker Max
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 776
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 689
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 683
Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Unbearable.
- By Angie on 04-10-13
By: Tucker Max
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The Manipulation Project
- By: Steve Gladis
- Narrated by: Alex Hyde-White
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 46
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Story4 out of 5 stars 46
A murder in peak tourist season is enough to halt the lifeblood of any beach town: Tourism. So when not one but two grisly murders threaten to wreck Mayor Jim Whitlow’s town, not to mention his political ambitions, he and Police Chief Naomi Robinson enlist the help of local residents and retired FBI agents Chris Gordon and Vic Thompson to help them catch the serial killer. But every clue seems to lead to more questions than answers. Outside help causes tension on the force, and Chris and Vic find themselves once again battling the inter-agency drama they thought they’d left behind.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well Done
- By Larry0925 on 11-13-22
By: Steve Gladis
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We're Going to Need More Wine
- Stories That Are Funny, Complicated, and True
- By: Gabrielle Union
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Union
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 22,694
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 20,187
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20,128
In this moving collection of thought-provoking essays infused with her unique wisdom and deep humor, Union tells astonishingly personal and true stories about power, color, gender, feminism, and fame. Union tackles a range of experiences, including bullying, beauty standards and competition between women in Hollywood, growing up in white California suburbia and then spending summers with her Black relatives in Nebraska, coping with crushes, puberty, and the divorce of her parents.
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5 out of 5 stars
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👏🏾👏🏾 thank you. Thank You. THANK YOU!! #BRAVO
- By Kenneisha T. on 11-22-17
By: Gabrielle Union
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Gone Girl
- A Novel
- By: Gillian Flynn
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 19 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58,775
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 52,090
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 52,153
On a warm summer morning in North Carthage, Missouri, it is Nick and Amy Dunne’s fifth wedding anniversary. Presents are being wrapped and reservations are being made when Nick’s clever and beautiful wife disappears. Husband-of-the-Year Nick isn’t doing himself any favors with cringe-worthy daydreams about the slope and shape of his wife’s head, but passages from Amy's diary reveal the alpha-girl perfectionist could have put anyone dangerously on edge.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Demented, twisted, sick and I loved it!
- By Theodore on 01-20-13
By: Gillian Flynn