• God of Wine

  • The Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., Volume 3
  • By: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
  • Narrated by: Sarah Grant
  • Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (25 ratings)

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God of Wine

By: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Narrated by: Sarah Grant
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From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes Book #3 of the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series. (Standalone)

HIS MISSION: LOSE BEER BELLY. FIND PERFECT WOMAN. SAVE WORLD.

The God of Wine has been partying for over ten thousand years, and New Year's Eve, when humans around the world succumb to his naturally occurring spike in powers, is his biggest night. Only this year, a plague is sweeping the immortal community, and he's turning downright evil. All those New Year's bashes will turn into bloodbaths if he doesn't stop the transformation.

Sadly, the only known cure is finding a mate. Not so easy for a rude, beer-bellied mess who's definitely not husband material.

But can a little gym-time and help from the pros at Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. turn him into a divine sex-machine the ladies will want? Or will it take something more?

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WARNING: This dirty, dirty book contains a buck-naked god, sloppy drunkenness, the c-word, f-word, p-word, d-word--okay, neverthehell mind! It has a lot of f**king bad words. Okay?--invisible unicorns, outrageously sized penises, cocktail recipes, leather pants, no pants, and one healthy eating tip.

If you do not like dirty, dirty books with buck-naked gods, sloppy drunkenness, the c-word, f-word, p-word, d-word--yes, yes, all the bad words--invisible unicorns, outrageously sized penises, cocktail recipes, leather pants, no pants, and healthy eating tips, then this book might not be for you. (But feel free to gift it to your naughty, slutty friend with the gutter mouth.)

For MORE Immortal Fun: www.mimijean.net/immortal_matchmakers

©2017 Paper & Silver, Inc. (P)2017 Paper & Silver, Inc.

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HOT hot hot!

Love this WHOLE series! I can't believe I bought the whole series at full price! LOL Its really amazing, you have to read them all!

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awsome series!

I love Mimi Jean and her since of humor! I hope she continues with the series and they all come to audio! on the hunt for the next !

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