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I Even Funnier
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Great Book
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pottymouth and stoopid
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I Totally Funniest
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geat funny book
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5 out of 5 stars
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Jamie Grimm has finally accomplished his dream of proving himself the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic, and the sky's the limit from there. Enter a couple of TV executives with a huge plan for Jamie: a new show about Jamie and his oddball friends! But when Jamie struggles to learn the acting ropes, will it be an early curtain call for the biggest show of the decade?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesomely awesome
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Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid
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- By: Jeff Kinney
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 170
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 124
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Get ready for a whole new look into Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid! Introducing the newest Wimpy Kid author - Rowley Jefferson! Rowley's best friend Greg Heffley has been chronicling his middle-school years in 13 Diary of a Wimpy Kid journals...and counting. But it's finally time for listeners to hear directly from Rowley in a journal of his own. Rowley writes about his experiences and agrees to play the role of biographer for Greg along the way. But Rowley is a poor choice for the job, and his "biography" of Greg is a hilarious mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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really good!!!!
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Publisher's Summary
James Patterson's winning follow-up to the number-one New York Times best seller Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life -which the LA Times called "a perfectly pitched novel" - is another riotous and heartwarming story about living large.
After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong!
It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum.
But when his newest mission uncovers secrets about the family Rafe's never known, he has to decide if he's ready to have his world turned upside down.
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- Shannon E. Smith
- 08-14-19
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It was really good try it out.Nice job by James Patterson and Chris Tebbets and Bryan Kennedy
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- matthew
- 02-02-19
a very interesting story for kids
the story was really good, the most memorable moment was when they moved, and the narrator was just amazing
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- Cooper & Carter Levine
- 10-30-15
Get Me Out of Here!
I kinda like this audiobook it is kinda weird and stupid
And it's the weirdest audiobook I ever listened to
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- Eddie
- 06-19-17
WOW!!!!
So interesting and perfect for kids in or going to middle school soon!!Loved it!!!!AMAZING!!! 👍😁👍
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- Nayda
- 07-07-15
Loved it
I loved this it told me what not to do in ms especially because I'm going into ms
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- Luke Seo
- 10-22-18
worst for me
I expected an interesting novel of Patterson.
and it was my first experience to read his novel.
as a result, it was worst.
I cannot understand the story and what he wanted to say.
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- Rohan
- 07-28-17
amazing
Would you consider the audio edition of Get Me Out of Here! to be better than the print version?
yes,the narration is amazing and overall the awesomest book i have read saying as a 13 year old
Have you listened to any of Bryan Kennedy’s other performances? How does this one compare?
yes and this is one of the best