Gas or Ass

The 'Cuda Confessions, Book 1
Narrated by: Patty Mo
Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
4 out of 5 stars (47 ratings)

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Not every relationship is about love.

The odometer on my sex life was stuck at zero the day my mother dragged home a husband I'd never met. Dale brought his two grown sons to help us pack and move into their house. Both were hard-bodied and handsome, but Caine didn't speak to me. Colt, on the other hand, said crude stuff like, "Wanna ride with me? Then I'm gonna need gas or ass," but I couldn't take my eyes off his rippling muscles and challenging blue eyes.

Some are about speed, sex, and defiance.

When Colt offered me a ride to school, I thought the "gas or ass" thing was a joke, but he wasn't kidding. Though he barely touched me, he shattered the innocence I couldn't wait to shed, and even then, I sensed I'd never be the same.

He and Caine soon upped the stakes, putting me behind the wheel of cars that could reach insane speeds. They kept challenging me to find my inner wild child, pairing illegal drag races with high-octane sex games, like "winner gets head".

And some are about trying to break you.

It wasn't long before I was hooked, but I always planned to walk away. Then everything spun out of control, and walking wasn't an option.

I had to run.

Disclaimer: This is a tale of a young girl's crush that turns to hatred and back to love.

©2015 Channing Cudd (P)2016 Channing Cudd

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Love the story just not the narrator

Is there anything you would change about this book?

Nothing about the book, just the narrator.

What other book might you compare Gas or Ass to and why?

None.

What didn’t you like about Patty Mo’s performance?

I lived down in in NC for eight years and another twelve in TN. I have never heard anyone talk with such a deep southern accent in my life. I couldn't make it through this audible despite how much I love this book. This narration is all wrong. The deep accent makes this lead character out to be a seventh grade drop out. Highly disappointed in this audible.

Could you see Gas or Ass being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

Sure. Anyone who doesn't sound like they're forcing the accent. The southern accent, when spoken by a southerner, flows naturally. Others who try to imitate it sound like they're imitating it.

Any additional comments?

Get a new narrator if there is to be an audible for book 2 and 3, cause right now, I am debating on getting me a refund.

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Loved the book but the narrative needs a little he

What made the experience of listening to Gas or Ass the most enjoyable?

Loved the story line and characters, but the narrative needs work..overly sweet, and very staged southern accent, but There where parts when it sounded more relaxed and she didn't try as hard that where good, actually when she deepened the tone to talk for colt it sounded better, I actually kept thinking the voice was perfect for Shelby;s mama Macey....

Did the narration match the pace of the story?

Slightly slow

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Hmmm

I loved the preface because it was real and gave it to us straight from the heart. The story, however, lacked any tenderness. I like tears, and I suppose for a girl, being raped by two stepbrothers (secretly loving it) would bring tears. Not for a gay man. I will let the straight guys make their own decision on this one. I felt there was too much harshness that was not realistic. I don't see a girl getting fucked in front of a group of others for being the winner of a race as realistic, but what do I know? I give thumbs up to the narrator, not just 'cause she is a friend, but because she did a good job with what she had to work with. I had a hard time getting through the book and won't be reading book 2, sorry. I like to support fellow writers, and I give her this one. I won't return the book, but I won't recommend it either.

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Unwilling Subject

Wow!!!! This was an interesting one for sure. After you get past the author's rant in the beginning, and over the narrator, the story was good. Colt was an asshole, Caine left you undecided, Dale was a good guy, her mom was....much like other mothers out here unfortunately. This book was released back in 2016. I don't know what all authors have to go through to have an audio of there books but, considering we're in 2019 and the last 2 books in this series haven't been recorded for the audible platform probably means it won't be forthcoming for a while yet. If at all. Which sucks. Cause I would love to listen to the other 2 books since I started on this author on Audible.

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Hottest series I have ever read.

Was that a five way or six way, I stopped counting ; ) I must say that while this is the most erotic series I have ever read; the narration was HORRIBLE and TERRIBLE. This book is the intro to the trilogy, and while this book leaves you eager for revenge. The second and third books are without a doubt the craziest, raunchiest sex I have ever imagined. I also like the author''s attention to detail and her story and character development. This is how you spin erotica into romance.

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Very sexy book

I found this book and audio to be really hot and extremely sexual and I love it. Only one that tells it like it is in some place . Thanks for keeping it real.

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Trash

worse story ever and the narrator made it even worse don't waste your money. TRASH

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What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

if I had gone deaf

Has Gas or Ass turned you off from other books in this genre?

yes

What didn’t you like about Patty Mo’s performance?

this book is not what is described

What character would you cut from Gas or Ass?

the entire book

Any additional comments?

this is not as described

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  • 07-09-19

Would have worked better with a duo

I bought the Kindle version as well as the audio book as it was a cheap way to do it. Thank God I only spent $3 on the audio as it was a let down. The quality at the start is terrible, as the sound gets louder then softer and sounds echo-y. I don't mind the southern accent but I think the book would have been way better with a male, or at least a woman that can read male roles. I'm onto the third book on Kindle and I'm loving the story line. If any more audio books come out, hopefully these reviews will make a difference!

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