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Famous comedians reading real Amazon product reviews. Hosted by Jane Lynch and presented by Audible. Featuring Lewis Black, John O'Hurley, Joel McHale, Margaret Cho, Eugene Mirman, Kurt Braunohler, Lauren Cook, Jonathan Katz, Laura Silverman, Melissa Villasenor, Ron Funches, Gilbert Gottfried, Dan Savage, Vern Musical Improv.
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,607
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,092
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 968
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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Please do more
- By Mr P Ellerington on 04-23-24
By: Dawn French, and others
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
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In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Story is a Bit Stupid
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Sally has recently left an unfulfilling job to volunteer at a living history museum, where she is assigned to the Death House. Every day, she dons Victorian mourning garb and describes traditional funeral services to tourists. It sounds depressing as hell, but for Sally, it’s less depressing than her tepid marriage to her childhood sweetheart. This becomes all too clear when she accidentally travels through time and space to a liminal world where the ghosts of the living history museum haunt its grounds. There, she meets and falls hard for Victorian-era pretty boy Nathaniel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fresh and twisty!
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).
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3 out of 5 stars
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,826
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Investigating a crime seemingly unconnected to the Royal Family, Holmes & Watson uncover a conspiracy to kidnap Queen Victoria and destabilise the British Empire. With a ticking clock to her next public engagement, Holmes and Watson must discover who is behind the plot and locate her majesty, while Mycroft tries to keep the monarch’s disappearance a secret from the British people. At first, Holmes believes Moriarty is responsible for the abduction, but when the Napoleon of Crime is proved innocent, Holmes must work with his arch-nemesis to rescue the Queen.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A fun radio drama that’s well worth a credit!
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The Radical King
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not the best MLK audiobook
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
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Investigating a crime seemingly unconnected to the Royal Family, Holmes & Watson uncover a conspiracy to kidnap Queen Victoria and destabilise the British Empire. With a ticking clock to her next public engagement, Holmes and Watson must discover who is behind the plot and locate her majesty, while Mycroft tries to keep the monarch’s disappearance a secret from the British people. At first, Holmes believes Moriarty is responsible for the abduction, but when the Napoleon of Crime is proved innocent, Holmes must work with his arch-nemesis to rescue the Queen.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A fun radio drama that’s well worth a credit!
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Tinaca Jones
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What’s in a name? A lot. The name Tinaca, for example, has been passed down in the Jones family for generations of women. In fact, the Joneses name a Tinaca every other generation, to let the name breathe a little. To let each Tinaca shine. And shine is exactly what Tinaca Jones intends to do.
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1 out of 5 stars
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OMG MAKE IT STOP
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Dubliners
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Form-defining short stories. First published in 1914, James Joyce defined what the short story could be with his collection The Dubliners. A mixture of prose and poetry, each story can be listened to independently, or as a collection. From childhood to maturity, we see what life - and ultimately death - can be, via an extraordinary cast of characters, all of whom experience an epiphany. There’s Father Flynn, the priest; Evelyn, the shop girl who dreams of escape; Mrs Mooney, the butcher’s daughter, who runs a boarding house.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chris O’Dowd is brilliant!
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Probationary constable Peter Grant dreams of being a detective in London's Metropolitan Police. Too bad his superior plans to assign him to the Case Progression Unit, where the biggest threat he'll face is a paper cut. But Peter's prospects change in the aftermath of a puzzling murder, when he gains exclusive information from an eyewitness who happens to be a ghost. Peter's ability to speak with the lingering dead brings him to the attention of Detective Chief Inspector Thomas Nightingale....
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I LOVE this Book!
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Hardy's first major literary success, here brought to life by narrator Nathaniel Parker, is the story of the independent and spirited Bathsheba Everdene, who inherits her uncle's farm, the largest estate in the area. She surprises the villagers of Weatherbury by deciding to run it herself. Attracted to this bold young woman are three suitors all vying for her affections. They include the lonely gentleman-farmer Boldwood, the young and handsome but inconsiderate Sergeant Troy and the faithful shepherd Gabriel Oak.
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Does Thomas Hardy justice
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Center of the YOUniverse is an out-of-this-world spectacle starring Tituss Burgess and Jane Krakowski with music, laughter, and (probably) the salvation of humanity from its self-inflicted doom. Unaware of just how brightly the other one shines, Tituss and Jane will attempt the impossible: a double-booking. In a unique blend of song and storytelling, they’ll stop at nothing to upstage each other and steal the spotlight…until they realize the true purpose of being ridiculously attractive and having immeasureble talent: to unite and heal the world.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Yikes, it had potential but…
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Twelve Years a Slave
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Hugh Quarshie reads the extraordinary autobiography of Solomon Northup. His harrowing true story, first published in 1853, was a key factor in the national debate over slavery prior to the American Civil War, significantly changing public opinion on the topic of abolition. It tells the horrifying tale of Solomon Northup, an educated, free black man living with his wife and children in New York State, whose life takes an appalling turn when he is kidnapped, drugged and sold into slavery.
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4 out of 5 stars
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What an Experience
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Emma
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Austen wrote, 'I am going to take a heroine whom no-one but myself will much like' and thus introduces the handsome, clever, rich - and flawed, Emma Woodhouse. Emma is perfectly content with her life and sees no need for either love or marriage; nothing however delights her more than matchmaking her fellow residents of Highbury. But when she ignores the warnings of her good friend Mr. Knightley and attempts to arrange a suitable match for her protegee Harriet Smith, her carefully laid plans soon unravel and have consequences that she never expected.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Background sonds RUINED this
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When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Christina Applegate is everything
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When Jasmine moves to an old cottage in the countryside, nothing goes right. She itches at night, keeps losing small things or finds them in odd places. Only after an encounter with the famous neighbour do things magically improve for Jasmine. This Devonshire story puts the fairy in fairytale.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fairy dust - poof and it’s gone
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Here in one recording is every Sherlock Holmes story ever written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Originally appearing in serial form, these famous stories are here presented in the order in which they were first published beginning in 1887. Included in this definitive, award-winning collection are four novels and 56 short stories, a total of 60 titles. The 56 short stories are aggregated into five named collections, just as they were originally published in book form.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More collections like this, please!
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The Chocolate Tree
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Charlie and her friends are avid video gamers. But when they spot a huge chocolate bar growing from the top of a tree—then another, and another—it is the beginning of a real-life, outdoor quest!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Delicious morsel before nap time
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The Moonstone
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Considered the first full-length detective novel in the English language, T.S. Eliot described The Moonstone as 'the first and greatest English detective novel'. The stone of the title is an enormous yellow diamond plundered from an Indian shrine after the Siege of Seringapatam. Given to Miss Verinder on her 18th birthday, it mysteriously disappears that very night. Suspicion falls on three Indian jugglers who have been seen in the neighbourhood. Sergeant Cuff is assigned to the case....
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5 out of 5 stars
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An engrossing detective novel
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- Emily
- 12-30-17
Absolutely hilarious.
What did you love best about Funny Amazon Reviews?
It was just really funny and had me laughing.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Jane, of course! Everyone was themselves, but Jane's narration was great.
Which character – as performed by Jane Lynch – was your favorite?
All of them!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
You thought you knew Amazon. You have no idea.
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- S. Oleson
- 08-17-17
It's funny, and has the classics
The performances are good, but the hackneyed setups for each review grew tiresome quickly. I wish they'd dig a lil deeper for some of these tho; I can recite gummy bear review they used by heart almost.
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- Mary Eve
- 11-18-17
Surprisingly Entertaining
During a fourteen hour drive home for the holidays, I was feeling depressed. Tired of staring at nothingness and an endless sea of pine trees, I needed to find something to boost my spirits. At a gas station, I quickly scoured my Audible library. I found this short, thirty minute listen. Hey! I like Jane Lynch and who didn't laugh hysterically at the now-infamous "Gummy Bears from Hell" review on Amazon?! (If you know not what I speak of, look it up. It's a hoot! So, yeah. I thought this would be a fun listen to bust up the monotonous long road ahead. I was right. Jane Lynch does a brilliant job of introducing laugh-out-loud reviews from Amazon. Jane is pretending to shop for friends and relations and gives a stellar performance. Never seems like anything is scripted. The actual reviews are performed by other celebrities, such as Gilbert Gottfried, Joel McHale, Lewis Black, and Margaret Cho. The reviews are performed much like comedy improv. Silly, yes! Would I listen to a full-length version? Absolutely not, but thirty minutes of goofy satire can be quite entertaining on a lonely stretch of interstate. It lightened my mood and made me chuckle. Isn't that the point? Let me just say this, in the Amazon reviewer world there are some seriously creative folk. This listen did wonders for my road-weary mind. Laughter IS the best medicine.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Brendan
- 07-29-17
It's all in the delivery, oh, and the content too
Jane missed great reviews for these, but the performers did their best with the content.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- c.vonigan
- 07-11-17
Love Jane Lynch!
Anything by Jane Lynch is great. Then all the other names... Found myself quite amused.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
- Sherry
- 07-10-17
Fun
It was very interesting to listen to the speakers turning reviews into funny clever information. Thank you for the audible preview.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Cassady Wahl
- 07-11-17
Jane Lynch is great; content is not
Jane Lynch never fails to crack me up! However, listening at 1.25x speed on my commute home failed to entertain me. The content of the reviews just weren't that funny. The comedians were also a great touch as it's nice to hear familiar funny voices.. but I'd rather just listen to them mock the products or engage in a funny discussion about the reviews with Jane. Not worth your time!
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- TeamLotus
- 07-10-17
Short fun, amusing
About as short as this review. Podcast length, but worth a listen. Now I have to go and check out the Wolf urine...
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Dave M.
- 07-07-17
Mistakenly expected to LMAO, but didn't chuckle!
I did not even chuckle at any content. Thankfully this was free. Do not recommend
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 07-10-17
good
i think its good, but its a little long But not in a difficult way to enjoy
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