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Fright Before Christmas
- 13 Tales of Holiday Horrors
- Narrated by: Darren Marlar
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Horror
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Publisher's Summary
It's the most wonderful time of year...or is it?
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Deedra
- 12-28-17
Fright
This was a 'fun' read in a frightful way.Darren Marlar was a fine narrator for the material.There are horrors,even at holiday time.I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.”
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