Fourteen Apocalypses and Eighteen Armageddons

By: Jaymes Shore

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Never say your prayers on Judgment Day. Witness humanity’s conclusion with all the accompanying horror, tragedy, and dark amusement. Numerous unpleasant events are on their way: Nuclear wars, super volcanos, alien invasions, asteroids, inhuman beings sent to cleanse the Earth of sin, mutated politicians, body stealing extraterrestrials, robot store clerks, famished flesh-eating children, fight to the death job interviews, an insane Biblical creature, a time-traveling undead American, a sitcom actor reprising his role of Noah, and fast food. These events will make life on Earth rather inconvenient for Humanity’s shell shocked survivors. Animal nature trumps intellect in these thirty-three apocalyptic tales. The end is only the beginning. This collection includes: “You Need to Pay for That” “Yes, We Have a Children’s Menu” “Never Say Your Prayers on Judgment Day” “The Interview” “The Apocalypse Without an Armageddon” “I Serve God and Country” “The Milk Has Turned” “There’s an Odd Taste in Our Mouth” “Your Total Satisfaction Is Guaranteed” “An Act of Kindness” “The Zombie Time Bomb Apocalypse” “Noah and I” “Our Apocalypse Was Worse Than Your Armageddon” “Presidential Beasts” “Till Death Does Us All Part” “My Disturbing Night at Murphy’s Burger Cafe” “Grandpa Is in a Grumpy Mood Today” “It’s Been a Good Nineteen Years” “A Man Above All Others” “If You Love a Memory, Can It Love You Back?” “A Minor Miscalculation” “A Little Something for the Pain” “Yellowstone Sky” “The Girl of My Dreams” “I Would Not Do That If I Were You” “Salvation Can Be Yours” “The Thornberry Trailer Park Monsters” “If the Eye of the Storm Offends Thee…” “The Harbingers” “Just an Average Day” “Apocalyptic Murders” “Dust and Dirt” “A Brief Conclusion”