Forty-Something Fat Ass

By: A.J. Craft

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Forty-Something Fat Ass is not your average self-help book. Oh no, this one comes with stretch marks, a side of sarcasm, and a strong whiff of Ben-Gay.

Told from the brutally honest, wildly funny, and slightly jaded perspective of a woman navigating the battlefield of midlife thighs-first, this book is your new best friend in paperback form. Whether you’re mourning the loss of your metabolism, avoiding mirrors like they owe you money, or wondering how your upper arms turned into bat wings overnight—this book sees you. It is you. And it’s here to remind you (in between burps and belly laughs) that your worth isn’t measured in pant sizes or how long you can hold a plank without crying.

Forty-Something Fat Ass pokes fun at the ridiculous pressure society puts on aging women to stay tiny, toned, and eternally youthful—while also offering a wink, a nudge, and a reality check wrapped in hilarious stories, TMI moments, and brutally relatable truth bombs.

If you’ve ever felt invisible, too round, too loud, too tired, or just too damn done, then this is your permission slip to laugh at it all, love yourself a little harder, and maybe even start embracing your midlife magic—jiggly bits and all.

Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous snort-laughter, radical self-acceptance, and an overwhelming urge to buy bigger leggings on purpose.