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Narrated by:
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Paige Reisenfeld
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By:
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June Wentland
About this listen
Janina Reston is a language expert, translating fiendishly tricky Arabic and Asian mathematical and scientific texts. Words are her world. But she can’t find any to share with her husband Owen. Instead, she confides in a spider named Gladys (who may or may not be her deceased grandmother).
She lives in an ordinary city suburb where extraordinary things happen. Lily’s husband dies in a strange accident with a milk bottle, while Fatima writes biographies of unknown people living seemingly inconsequential lives, and Zosia—whose most daring adventure thus far has been replacing jelly and ice cream with lemon meringue pie—runs off to Delhi with an Asian Women’s Sewing Group.
Written with zest, zeal, and humor, June Wentland’s debut novel is a surreal journey through the avenues and alleyways of everyday life. But forget dull domesticity. This is a suburb where dense jungle leaves creep through the patio door when you’re putting the kettle on, where porcelain shepherdesses have evil intent, and where a seven-legged arachnid can be a wise companion for a woman at the end of her tether.
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Critic reviews
"I was soon carried away by June's wonderfully rich prose, and the fascinating juxtaposition of the everyday with the wildly fantastic, the quotidian realities of family life and relationships with the extravagance of our hidden inner lives. Foolish Heroines is a beautifully written, wonderfully bizarre exploration of middle age, long-term relationships and all the things we think but rarely say." (Katherine Webb)
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- Kate Breivik
- 02-17-23
A quirky little journey
I will admit there were times throughout this book that I wondered what it was even about, but the whimsical settings and mild interpersonal conflicts. If you like cats and Wonderland-esque storytelling by a captivating narrator, this may be the book for you.
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