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Flushed
- Narrated by: S.W. Salzman
- Length: 34 mins
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Publisher's Summary
You’ve had a bad day before. We all have. But Marty is in a whole other level of shit. Literally.
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- Mary Karowski
- 01-04-20
Listen to it and share it with friends
Like potty humor? This is for you. Want to be grossed out? This is for you. As humans we have emotional Attachments, music, books, movies. They make us laugh, they make us cry, they creep us out, they scare us, etc. until I listened to this, I have never had a book or audiobook make me taste bile in the back
Of my throat and have to hold back a physical reaction to vomit 🤢. This is disgusting (wonderfully so)!!!! I couldn’t wait to let my sons listen to it and To watch their reaction! 🤣 so get it, listen to it and share it! I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher
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- timj26
- 01-13-20
Loads of fun
If you can’t relate to this your doing life wrong
Excellent narration from s.w. Salzman as always
Hilarious and highly recommended
I received a free review audiobook and voluntarily left this review
2 people found this helpful
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- Michelle H
- 01-11-20
Cracked me up!
This story gave a whole new meaning to a crappy day at work. Literally. Loved it!
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- Rowland
- 01-08-20
Hilarious!
Loved Flushed and actually LOL more then a few times while listening to it. A nauseatingly hilarious short story worth listening to.
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- Tina G.
- 01-06-20
The apocalypse of the sphincter...
Flushed by Chris Miller and narrated by S.W. Salzman is one hilarious short story. Recommend if you can handle adult language in a story we’ve all experienced at some point in our lives (and if you haven’t, your time will come…😈).
What’s it about? Marty regrets his food and one night stand choices from the night before. He and his coworkers suffer as a result.
The narrator, S.W. Salzman, did a brilliant job. Loved the e-cig sound effect (perfect).
“I stand there, rectum locked.”
Parental guidance/trigger warnings: swearing (a decent amount), talk about sex and drinking resulting in a one night stand with a coworker, “fat chick” and “fat b**ch” used once, maybe twice.
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- Janalyn
- 01-04-20
Read on a recommendation
My husband who knows I do not like bathroom humor recommended this book to me. At the reading the summary I was on sure whether I wanted to read it actually I didn’t want to read it and my husband insisted. I laughed so much, this book is so so funny! I loved it although they talk a lot about bathroom activity it is not done in a gross way and it’s super funny! In this case do not judge a book by its title or a cover. This book is so funny don’t miss out it’s hilarious!
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- N.W.Wisniewski
- 06-21-19
Wow.....
This was totally not what I expected. The best way to describe this book is bathroom humor. I know most if not all of us have shared the experience that is described in this book. Then the narrator makes it even more real. I recommend this book to anyone who like bathroom humor and just needs a good laugh.
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- Dave de Burgh
- 05-20-19
Hilarious!
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- Jon Spielman
- 03-07-19
Wonderful short story!!
Probably, and laughably, the purest form of true horror there is. Wonderfully read, and laugh out loud fun to listen to.
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- Justin M. Woodward
- 02-13-19
Absolutely hilarious
This short story had me laughing from beginning to end. It deals with this situation we’ve all been in before with excellent humor. Absolutely hilarious.
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- ScottishJay
- 02-25-20
It was OKAY
Not a particularly good or bad short story. Got it as a freebie, but wouldn't pay anything for it.
Narrator was great though
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- deafmick
- 10-14-18
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This is my first book by Chris Miller it's very good i will get some more of his work narrated by s w Salman i all ways like his work he all way puts his Heart in to them i give it 9. Out of 10