Flushed

By: Chris Miller

Narrated by: S.W. Salzman

You’ve had a bad day before. We all have. But Marty is in a whole other level of shit. Literally.

Following a drunken night of sex with the office secretary, Marty’s guts are rebelling after his personal hangover remedy, nachos with jalapenos and hot sauce.

Marty has to go - and he’s got to get across the office to do so. Standing in his way are Nikki, the secretary from the night prior, Brad, the vape-enthusiast douche, and possibly even his boss. The office door is always open, after all.

Join Marty on his trek, like a vulgar Lord of the Rings. The distance may be shorter, but the stakes are just as high.

©2018 Chris Miller (P)2018 Chris Miller

Slimed my classic chinos

This is type of stuff you’d see on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim at 2am... 30, or so, minutes of the worst bowel movement ever. Instant cult classic, bad analogies and all.

Cracked me up!

This story gave a whole new meaning to a crappy day at work. Literally. Loved it!

Listen to it and share it with friends

Like potty humor? This is for you. Want to be grossed out? This is for you. As humans we have emotional Attachments, music, books, movies. They make us laugh, they make us cry, they creep us out, they scare us, etc. until I listened to this, I have never had a book or audiobook make me taste bile in the back
Of my throat and have to hold back a physical reaction to vomit 🤢. This is disgusting (wonderfully so)!!!! I couldn’t wait to let my sons listen to it and To watch their reaction! 🤣 so get it, listen to it and share it! I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher

Horror?

This is listed as a horror, but it's the funniest audio book I've listened to. I really enjoyed Chris Miller's writing style and will def check out other books by him.
S.W. Salzman is one of my favorite narrator's. His narration is excellent.

Great Bathroom Humor!

I received this book for free. I am voluntarily posting this review and all opinions expressed herein are my own.

If you enjoy bathroom humor - this story is for you. I totally empathized with the main character as he tried to get to the bathroom and then the events in the bathroom but I was laughing out loud the whole time. The characters in the workplace - from the boss to the secretary to the colleagues - were picture perfect. I am still chuckling thinking about the story.

The narrator, S.W. Salzman, was great. He perfectly conveyed the angst in getting to the bathroom and events which followed. Really great!