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Fifty Shades of Crap
- Narrated by: S. W. Salzman
- Length: 29 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Stacey overhears two of her co-workers talking about the "60-minute man"...a plumber who has sexual stamina that is beyond anything they have ever imagined. So, Stacey begins calling different plumbers seeking the "60-minute man" and meets a variety of walking disasters until she finally meets the plumber the women have been talking about.
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- Vicki
- 12-30-20
In search of a good plumber
Stacey calls many plumbers looking for the 60-minute man who has amazing stamina. There was corny music in between each section. S. W. Salman did a great job with the narration. I received this free copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
1 person found this helpful
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- Geoff
- 07-08-20
Hysterical
This was a pretty hilarious take on a romance. Genuinely made me laugh. Give it a listen!
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- Leslie Twitchell
- 06-24-20
sweet little erotic read
I received this book for free for a honest review. I loved the characters and storyline. 60 minutes. Be careful what you wish for . the stoty flowed very well and held together. The narrator did an excellent job of bringing the characters to life. reccomend
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- Ella
- 06-17-20
so funny
highly recommend so funny. wonderful narrator I love these kinds of stories. I think it should have been titled the 60 minute man.
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- Neesie315
- 11-08-19
The Sixty Minute Man
This is not my usual type of book/story to read or listen to, but I love S.W. Salzman's narrations, so I decided to give it a try. This was a short, but fairly entertaining, listen about a young woman in search of a plumber knows as the Sixty Minute Man. Of course, she has to kiss (!) a lot of frogs before she finds him. If you enjoy sexy, slightly erotic short stories, this one is pretty good. As usual, Salzman does a fantastic job.
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- Sara
- 04-03-21
This is funny
This short story is so funniness story. The music is great. Wish more stories this fun.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-16-20
The crap of life!
A funny story about finding the 60 minute man! How far would you go to find him.
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- kutzkai
- 09-15-20
Fifty Shades Of Crapola
This short erotica audiobook was okay, I have heard better and have heard worse, ..I will say S.W. Salzman did a good job of narrating as usual, in fact that is the main reason why I chose this book...I received this audiobook for free and this is my voluntary unbiased review.
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- laura
- 07-26-20
Pretty funny
It was silly, yet entertaining for the 29 minutes it lasted. Not complaining that it was short, though, it didn't warrant an entire book. An office worker overhears a friend talking about having great sex with her plumber and is determined to find the guy because her own love life is so lacking. The heroine did have quite the one track mind, though! Narration was fine as well. I received a free copy and this is my honest review.
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