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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Artemis
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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She’s a fashion model who has everything: a boyfriend, a career, a loyal best friend. But when a sudden freeway "accident" leaves her disfigured and incapable of speech, she goes from being the beautiful center of attention to being an invisible monster, so hideous that no one will acknowledge she exists. Enter Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme, one operation away from becoming a real woman, who will teach her that reinventing yourself means erasing your past and making up something better. And that salvation hides in the last places you’ll ever want to look.
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not sure what to expect,this wasn't it. but better
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- A. West
- 12-20-19
Brief but great!
It's Chuck Palahniuk at his best! A great satire of the epidemic of escapism so rampant in our society now. It's quick and a great listen.
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- Joe
- 08-31-18
An ok performance and short story
It's an ok story, wasn't overly pushed on the performance however. It's definitely worth the money and it's worth listening to but it wouldn't be something I would recommend.
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- shlubbs
- 05-07-21
Happy idiots.
In this poignant short story, Chuck hits the nail on the head with his descriptions of the crippling depression and existential dread that only the intelligent seem to suffer and the lack of a remedy for it other than suicide or brain trauma. Happy idiots.
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- Frankie
- 04-22-16
First review ever
I have been listening on audible for over 3 years and never felt motivated enough to write a review on anything, but I've had to listen to this shirt book again and again for the past couple days, it immediately became my new favorite book and I've been showing it to everyone, I've been a long time Chuck Palahniuk fan but now, if I ever got the chance to meet him, I'd like to personally thank him for this story in particular
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- grissom3310
- 06-21-16
wow
the greatest short story I've ever heard. original and unique. chuck is my favorite author now
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- t murd
- 02-15-17
short easy read
easy short listen. a quick read to earn a badge and look at life from an interesting perspective.
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- Matthew S. Hill
- 12-27-16
Really Enjoyable.
This short story was interesting, original and kept you feeling engaged.
Really well read by the author Chuck Palahniuk.
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- Catherine Keeble
- 10-06-17
Quick Little Gem
Chuck never disappoints. It always makes me happy when I find new material from him.
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- psykosis
- 04-30-23
Scary
Great book. scary how easily it could become a reality. Some of the thought concepts in this are pretty convincing.
I have listened to this 3x and still recommended it highly
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- Miss K
- 10-09-18
I’d give it zero if I could
I’m a HUGE HUGE fan of the author but after this and the last book? I feel kind of betrayed with how crappy they were. Also can someone stop him from narrating his own books? He has a horrible voice that distracts from the work.
Really disappointed Chuck
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