• You Too Can Have a Body Like Mine

  • A Novel
  • By: Alexandra Kleeman
  • Narrated by: Kelly Pruner
  • Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars (67 ratings)

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You Too Can Have a Body Like Mine

By: Alexandra Kleeman
Narrated by: Kelly Pruner
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A woman known only as A lives in an unnamed American city with her roommate, B, and boyfriend, C, who wants her to join him on a reality dating show called That's My Partner! A eats mostly popsicles and oranges, watches endless amounts of television, often just for the commercials - particularly the recurring cartoon escapades of Kandy Kat, the mascot for an entirely chemical dessert - and models herself on a standard of beauty that exists only in such advertising. She fixates on the 15 minutes of fame a local celebrity named Michael has earned after buying up a Wally's Supermarket's entire, and increasingly ample, supply of veal.

Meanwhile, B is attempting to make herself a twin of A, who in turn hungers for something to give meaning to her life - something aside from C's pornography addiction. Maybe something like what's gotten into her neighbors across the street, the family who's begun "ghosting" themselves beneath white sheets and whose garage door features a strange scrawl of graffiti: he who sits next to me, may we eat as one.

An intelligent and madly entertaining novel reminiscent of The Crying of Lot 49, White Noise, and City of Glass, Alexandra Kleeman's unforgettable debut is a missing-person mystery told from the point of view of the missing person; an American horror story that concerns sex and friendship, consumption and appetite, faith and transformation, real food and reality television; and, above all, a wholly singular vision of modern womanhood by a frightening, "stunning" (Conjunctions), and often very funny voice of a new generation.

©2015 Alexandra Kleeman (P)2015 HarperCollins Publishers

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I bought this book because the description made it sound like it would be an interesting commentary of our society's obsession with body image, dieting, beauty, etc. That was not at all what I got. If I hadn't paid for it, I would've stopped listening after the first few chapters. It seemed like the author was trying really hard to be surreal and edgy and failing on both counts. There didn't seem to be much explanation at all for the main character's actions, even though it is written in first-person POV -- she would just do a crazy thing and I would have no idea why she'd decided on that course of action. The ending was also very predictable, which was disappointing. I would not recommend spending your money on this book.

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Summary. Be unique or lose your identity

What was most disappointing about Alexandra Kleeman’s story?

Waste of time. Could have been summarized in a short story or article, not a novel.

Would you be willing to try another one of Kelly Pruner’s performances?

Maybe

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loved it

the writing style spoke to me, the performance was exactly what this story needed. I felt kind of maddened while listening to this, & that's what I want from this genre.

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Weird in the best way

I honestly loved this book. There were times it didn’t make sense and I had to stop and think what the true meaning of the story could be. It’s a story that has stuck with me since I’ve read it which makes me realize I liked it more than I thought.

My biggest advice is to stick with it even when you get lost because it comes full circle. You’ll be shocked by the ending.

Love love loved it.

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Couldn't finish; goes nowhere.

I just couldn't finish this book. The story goes nowhere. It is not funny, entertaining, or insightful as claimed.

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