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Vollidiot
- Simon Peters 1
- Narrated by: Christoph Maria Herbst
- Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Sandra Walter
- 04-08-22
Einmal angefangen kann man kaum aufhören
Dieses Buch ist für jeden, der mal wieder richtig lachen muss. Es handelt von einem Vollidioten, bei dem alles mögliche schiefgeht. Aber auch um Freundschaft, Liebe und Abenteuer. Ich habe das Buch verschlungen. Spannend und witzig gelesen und Christoph Maria Herbst ist eh ein Garant für tolle Hörbücher. Ich fand es toll
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- Anonymous User
- 01-16-24
Hat weh getan
Da nutzt auch Herbst nichts. Nicht meine Art von Humor. Der“Held“ ist unerträglich. Schade.
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