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Seduction and Snacks Audiobook

Seduction and Snacks

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Publisher's Summary

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 11-19-16
    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 11-19-16 Member Since 2017

    I Love a great supernatural tale, a Love story, PNR, a Cool Mystery and Most Sci-Fi....if there are vampires, weres or witches in it, that's a plus! Basically I am a 40+ y/o young at heart woman rediscovering the wonderful world of books and am now addicted! Lol I LOVE AUDIBLE!!!!!

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    "CARTER+CLAIRE=GAVIN & HILARITY!!!!"
    What made the experience of listening to Seduction and Snacks the most enjoyable?

    it was funny and a sweet romance!


    What other book might you compare Seduction and Snacks to and why?

    Tara writes rom/com, something I had been looking for...some authors dabble in it..Molly Harper and Rich Amooi nail it...and TADA So does Tara!!!


    Which character – as performed by Romy Nordlinger – was your favorite?

    Gavin....lol


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    TOTALLY LOL'D ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!


    Any additional comments?

    I am super excited that I have found Tara Sivec!!!! This was hilarious...and I am on to book 2 right now...and have bought book 3!!!<br/><br/>Claire starts this book by straight out letting us all know she DOES NOT want kids...but a Frat party ensues and feeling pressure to lose her virginity...BOOM Prego! Whats worse is it becomes a one night stand, she really liked him and even after looking for him, she cant find him....<br/><br/>Carter has searched for his mysterious chocolate smelling girl almost obsessively...and coming off a bad relationship, he ends up in Claire's hometown!<br/><br/>They meet again after 4yrs....at a bar....Claire is bartending and she sees him...shen knows immediately its him...he does not remember its her...but they are definitely attracted to each other 100%!! They meet again by chance and he asks her out... He finally remembers...and in comes Gavin...the most hilarious 4yo EVER!!!! <br/><br/>I thought how Carter adapted to fatherhood was so sweet...and the relationship between Claire and Carter is really good..and I loved every minute of this, even though I would prefer a different narrator, She is not bad...but I dont like her male voices.<br/><br/>SUPER FUN BOOK....I RECOMMEND!!!!

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Jamie 08-09-13
    Jamie 08-09-13 Member Since 2016

    What would I do without audio books?!!

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    "Read the warning at the bottom of the summary!"

    I knew this book would have profanity. And I can enjoy some edgy humor as much as the next person, but this book tries too hard and uses explicit language as a crutch on the limping path to humor. I think it could have been funny if it had been dialed back a bit, without EVERY single line sounding snarky and vulgar. If you are looking for a break from the typical cheesy romance novel you might like this, but be aware you’ll have to enjoy or look past the crude writing to get there.

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    geneva 03-10-17
    geneva 03-10-17 Member Since 2016
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    "lots of drinking"

    the story has laughs. it also has tons of drinking. the drinking part just gets too stupid. I think , at least for me, it was too distracting.
    I liked the characters, the story got to long. the humor ran into the rediculous.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Robyn FRANKSTON SOUTH, Australia 10-20-16
    Robyn FRANKSTON SOUTH, Australia 10-20-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Cheesey, cheesey, cheesey."
    Would you try another book from Tara Sivec and/or Romy Nordlinger?

    In a word, no. Talent is not required to form sentences where cursing is used every third word and vulgarity is the main theme. It takes talent to write with entertaining and clever humour. There was none of that. There''s nothing wrong with smut when used to enhance a theme but this was just potty mouth level.


    What was most disappointing about Tara Sivec’s story?

    I enjoy ckever humour. There was none of that. The characters were supposed to be in their 20's but the dialogue echoed that of badly behaved young teenagers.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Romy Nordlinger?

    I don't know. It was difficult to work out which character was supposed to be speaking as Romy was niot able to moderate her voice to differentiate between the characters.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Seduction and Snacks?

    Multiple scenes but so many there would hardly be anything unchanged.


    Any additional comments?

    I read from many genres and a plethora of authors, snd I do enjoy a funny entertaining book. I was looking forward to laughing through a well-written story. This was not it.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    MISSY 10-12-16
    MISSY 10-12-16 Member Since 2016
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    "So Vulgar"

    This could have been a great book. But it had wayyy too much vulgarity even fir me. It made it less funny. Annoying.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Jacquelyn 02-13-16
    Jacquelyn 02-13-16 Member Since 2009
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    "Not for those who don't like foul language"

    The book should carry a disclaimer about the language used. The author must have used every word for sexual anatomy and used them all too many times. A sweet story got lost in the sex talk.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Erin Millers Creek, NC, United States 03-24-17
    Erin Millers Creek, NC, United States 03-24-17

    Audiobook Addict. It's all about the listen. Reviews are my unbiased opinions -popular or not- whether the book was bought or gifted

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    "I Legitimately Cry-Laughed...Often"

    I absolutely despise exaggerations like LOL because VERY rarely do people actually laugh out loud at the things they "lol." THIS book, however, had me laughing out loud and doubled over at points. The little boy's "sword" scene and his "Cops" theme song made me stop the recording for 5 minutes during which time I was forced to explain to my daughter why I was vapor-locked in the kitchen mid-dishes, lest she call the men in white suits.

    From the first 90 seconds, this book absolutely sucks you in. The narrator is AMAZING in the female POV, but she has very little male voice game, so his POV would have been better told by a male narrator, BUT that is really the ONLY imperfection. This was a sweet romance in addition to being raucously hilarious. If you liked the Jane Jameson/Naked Werewolf series by Molly Harper, you will absolutely LOVE this. The humor was like a Molly Harper book on crack. There's a nice teaser of Book 2 after the credits, and I will definitely be picking that one up as well.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    erobbins33 05-04-16
    erobbins33 05-04-16 Member Since 2017

    I love audiobooks!!!

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    "Hahaha Hilarious!"

    Oh my god this book was so freaking funny! Irreverent, potty-mouthed, sexy, sweet, I could go on and on! This book was recommended by a friend who likes the same kinds of books, and I will totally be telling others about it. Looking forward to more books in the series!

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Lucille Keller 02-28-16

    I'm 68, retired & loving it. I love my family & friends, like animals, books, happy hour, Florida, crafting, facebooking & partying.

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    "Good story/bad narrator"

    needs a narrator that can change there voice so you can differentiate between male & female voices.

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    Vicki Gould 11-18-15
    Vicki Gould 11-18-15 Member Since 2017
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    "Annoying!"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    More likable characters, better plot and different narrator


    What was most disappointing about Tara Sivec’s story?

    Excessive uses of the words, vagina, penis, fuck, shit etc. Too much immature sex talk. Perhaps it's the author's poor attempt to appeal to women that actually "got off" to Fifty Shades of Grey. I've never read this author so maybe it's just her style to write about sex and include as much dirty language as an immature conversation can fit. I'm, by far, not a prude, I'm all for naughty, but I thought it was getting annoying. The four year old's behavior wasn't cute or funny. There almost appeared to be a little psychosis going on. The narrator's voice was irritating and she never changed her tone for different characters.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Before I found the book extremely annoying I did laugh at a few of the lines.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm about three quarters of the way through and I'm debating whether I want to drudge through to the end :(

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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