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Publisher's Summary

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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A Little Disappointing

I'm the romantic fiction junkie in our little foursome; both straight and lesbian, after listening to the novella Tattoos and TaTas I wanted to get all of Tara Sivec's Chocolate series. Okay so I'm happy now this was the only one we purchased this time. There were far too many vanilla sex scenes that mainly served to take up time and did very little to advance the story. Speaking of which, it took way too long for the obvious identity of the protagonists to be revealed in the book. Plus Gavin, the kid was out of control and like too many fictional kids he never got corrected by his parents; for some reason too many authors think this funny. I realize that it's easier to be write interesting fiction for three hours than it is for ten but after the novella this book was a huge disappointment. Despite this, there were enough really good moments in this one that I'd still make a positive recommendation for this book.

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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  • Barb
  • Geneva, IN, United States
  • 02-27-14

Hot & Sweet

This story is hilarious! It had me laughing all the time. Love a author with a sense of humor, definitely worth the credit :)

7 of 8 people found this review helpful

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  • Amy
  • ELIZABETHTOWN, KY, United States
  • 02-23-14

Delectable!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I recommended to a friend who loved this book as much as I love it! It was an accidental find on a boring evening Audible search and I'm so glad! I enjoyed every word!

What did you like best about this story?

I completely relate to the main character, Claire! Her humorous outlook on parenthood, friendship, relationships and life in general is so familiar. I can see myself spending time with this group of friends and I had a great time getting to know all of the characters.

Which character – as performed by Romy Nordlinger – was your favorite?

Claire and I are kindred spirits, but Gavin was probably my fave. Romy did an amazing job bringing the characters and the story to life!

Who was the most memorable character of Seduction and Snacks and why?

Drew and his t-shirts were a lot of fun and I looked forward to his daily wardrobe selections. Jenny and her misuse of the English language was a good time!

Any additional comments?

I am so glad I stumbled upon this series and I will definitely listen again!

7 of 8 people found this review helpful

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So so funny !!

Would you consider the audio edition of Seduction and Snacks to be better than the print version?

Yes.

What did you like best about this story?

I loved all of it!

What about Romy Nordlinger’s performance did you like?

She had a gift in delivering the story in a comical cadence.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Yes - I laughed through the whole thing!

7 of 8 people found this review helpful

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  • Sheila
  • United States
  • 11-06-13

Awesome listen!

If you could sum up Seduction and Snacks in three words, what would they be?

Good rauncy fun

Any additional comments?

Loved the narrator. She added just the right tone of wryness to the characters and was very believable.

11 of 13 people found this review helpful

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So Much Fun!!!!

What did you love best about Seduction and Snacks?

I have read S&S I can't tell you how many times but I loved hearing it read out loud!! I'd be driving down the road just cracking up!!!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Seduction and Snacks?

That whole book is one great moment!!

Which scene was your favorite?

Too many to name!!! This book will make you laugh your butt off!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yeah but I couldn't! I wouldn't listen to it if my daughter was in the car!

6 of 7 people found this review helpful

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  • Joie
  • California
  • 04-20-14

Great Book

What made the experience of listening to Seduction and Snacks the most enjoyable?

I haven't laughed so hard since reading Janet Evanovich. What a great sense of humor and she really knows how to communicate the fun.

6 of 7 people found this review helpful

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  • Shauna
  • ME, United States
  • 04-20-14

So flippin' funny!!

Would you listen to Seduction and Snacks again? Why?

YES!!! I just finished all 3 books in the series and I want to start over again! I was laughing almost non-stop while listening to this book! Tara Sivec I bow down to your Queen of Crude Humor!

Who was your favorite character and why?

It's really a toss up between Gavin and Drew since they are pretty much on the same mental level ;-P No spoilers here, listen to the book!

Any additional comments?

If you are easily offended or have no sense of humor (pretty much the same thing) don't listen to this book. Otherwise do yourself a favor and dive in this crazy-funny series! I still will randomly giggle thinking of scenes and certain vocabulary. Love, Love, Love!!!!!!

6 of 7 people found this review helpful

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Too negative

Maybe I wasn't in the moody for this read,. Couldn't get past 2 chapters due to narrator I liked Romy's narration in other books, just found book & narrator incompatible....

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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overflowing with UNNECESSARY crassness

This book is laugh-out-loud funny. And the narrator does a fabulous job of bringing out the dry humor. I loved the story line and the normal-life feel of the book. However, I am compelled to write my first review to call out the completely unnecessary crassness. It adds nothing to the story, and I became so focused on it that it took away from my enjoyment of the story at times. Why use the word "vagina" in every other paragraph throughout an ENTIRE BOOK?? Don't get me wrong; I appreciate dialogue using language in the way real people talk. But crass language is not merely peppered throughout this book - the story is DROWNING in it. I wanted to pound my head on a table. I think this book would have been just as funny and far, far better without the crass language so heavily doled out.

5 of 6 people found this review helpful