It's the end of world as they know it in Surfland, Oregon: The town's Tiki Bar has closed, and only fashion refugee Jackson Poe can save it. Facing small dogs gone wild and wild raptors gone wilder, Poe and his friends must unravel an unnatural conspiracy of greed, eaglet droppings and raccoon urine. Worse, if they can't solve the mystery by the end of the day, it really will be Parrot Eyes Lost.
Imbecilic 9th grade dropout more concerned about a crappy beer than anything else that whines a the time. Only reason I gave it two stars was for the first story otherwise one would have been to generous.