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By: Renee Carlino
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Sweet Thing
- By: Renee Carlino
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin, Sean Pratt
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 97
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 85
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86
When Mia's father unexpectedly dies, she decides to pick up the threads of his life while she figures out her own. Uprooting herself from Ann Arbor to New York City, Mia takes over her father's café, a treasured neighborhood institution that plays host to undiscovered musicians and artists. She's denied herself the thrilling and unpredictable life of a musician, but a chance encounter with Will, a sweet, gorgeous, and charming guitarist, offers her a glimpse of what could be.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh.
- By ILuvNutellaYum on 05-24-18
By: Renee Carlino
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The Chaos of Standing Still
- By: Jessica Brody
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Story4 out of 5 stars 53
Ryn has one unread text message on her phone. And it's been there for almost a year. She hasn't tried to read it. She can't. She won't. Because that one message is the last thing her best friend ever said to her before she died. But as Ryn finds herself trapped in the Denver International Airport on New Year's Eve thanks to a never-ending blizzard on the one-year anniversary of her best friend's death, fate literally runs into her. And his name is Xander.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I am in tears
- By Michelle Barrett on 02-28-22
By: Jessica Brody
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His Banana
- Objects of Attraction Series, Book 1
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: C. J. Bloom, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 255
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 231
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 231
My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too....I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression. I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun, Funny and Sexy!
- By Kindle Customer on 01-08-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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The One That Got Away
- By: Bethany Chase
- Narrated by: Loretta Rawlins
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 114
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Story4 out of 5 stars 113
Sarina Mahler thinks she has her life all nailed down: a growing architecture practice in Austin, Texas, and an any-day-now proposal from her loving boyfriend, Noah. She's well on her way to having the family she's hoped for since her mother's death 10 years ago. But with Noah on a temporary assignment abroad and retired Olympic swimmer - and former flame - Eamon Roy back in town asking her to renovate his new fixer-upper, Sarina's life takes an unexpected turn
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1 out of 5 stars
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painful to listen by the end
- By Pratheba Orth on 02-28-19
By: Bethany Chase
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A Horse Walks into a Bar
- By: David Grossman, Jessica Cohen
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 228
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 209
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Story4 out of 5 stars 210
In a little dive in a small Israeli city, Dov Greenstein, a comedian a bit past his prime, is doing a night of stand-up. In the audience is a district court justice, Avishai Lazar, whom Dov knew as a boy, along with a few others who remember Dov as the awkward, scrawny kid who walked on his hands to confound the neighborhood bullies. Gradually, teetering between hilarity and hysteria, Dov's patter becomes a kind of memoir, taking us back into the terrors of his childhood.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An extraordinary experience
- By Judith on 07-28-17
By: David Grossman, and others
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Falling Together
- A Novel
- By: Marisa de los Santos
- Narrated by: Julia Gibson
- Length: 14 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 141
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4 out of 5 stars 121
It’s been six years since Pen Calloway watched her best friends walk out of her life. And through the birth of her daughter, the death of her father, and the vicissitudes of single motherhood, she has never stopped missing them. Pen, Cat, and Will met on their first day of college and formed what seemed like a magical and lifelong bond, only to see their friendship break apart amid the realities of adulthood. When, after years of silence, Cat - the bewitching, charismatic center of their group - e-mails Pen and Will with an urgent request to meet at their college reunion, they can’t refuse.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Narrator's breathy voice a turn off
- By Amy on 10-16-11
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The Actor and the Housewife
- By: Shannon Hale
- Narrated by: Christina Moore
- Length: 14 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 108
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4 out of 5 stars 83
When Becky, a housewife with screenwriting dreams, attracts the interest of Felix, a Hollywood star, the two quickly become friends. Though the sexual tension is obvious, Becky has no intention of cheating on her husband - but would Felix cheat on his wife? As their friendship blossoms, rumors and suspicion threaten to derail their platonic love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Thought Provoking
- By sts2000 on 09-14-09
By: Shannon Hale
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I Heart New York: A Novel
- By: Lindsey Kelk
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 122
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 112
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Story4 out of 5 stars 110
Angela Clark is in love - with the most fabulous city in the world! When Angela catches her boyfriend with another woman at her best friend's wedding, she's heartbroken and desperate to run away. With little more than a crumpled bridesmaid dress, a pair of Louboutins, and her passport in hand, Angela decides to jump on a plane for... NYC! Settling into a cute hotel and quickly bonding with benevolent concierge Jenny - a chatterbox Oprah wannabe with room for a new best friend, Angela heads out for a New York makeover....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Surprisingly wonderful!!!
- By Vicky Red on 04-04-17
By: Lindsey Kelk
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God-Shaped Hole
- A Novel
- By: Tiffanie DeBartolo
- Narrated by: Rachael Warren
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 130
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 122
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Story4 out of 5 stars 121
When Beatrice Trixie Jordan replies to a personal ad, she meets Jacob Grace, a charming, effervescent 30-something free-spirit writer passionately seeking life. He possesses his own turns of phrase and ways of thinking and feeling that dissonantly harmonize with Trixie's off-center vision. As they rollercoaster through the joys and furies of their wrenching romance, they try to come to terms with the hurt brought about by both of their distant fathers who, in different ways, forsook them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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To see a fortune teller or not to see one...
- By Renee on 08-08-18
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Sway
- By: Kat Spears
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4 out of 5 stars 35
High school senior Jesse Alderman, or Sway as he's known, could sell hell to a bishop. He also specializes in getting things people want—term papers, a date with the prom queen, fake IDs. It's all business with Jesse. He has few close friends and he never lets emotions get in the way.
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4 out of 5 stars
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very enjoyable, but
- By Tamara on 09-01-19
By: Kat Spears
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An Abundance of Katherines
- By: John Green
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 335
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 286
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 285
When it comes to relationships, Colin Singleton’s type is girls named Katherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine, Colin is always getting dumped. Nineteen times, to be exact. On a road trip miles from home, this anagram-happy, washed-up child prodigy has $10,000 in his pocket, a bloodthirsty feral hog on his trail, and an overweight, Judge Judy-loving best friend riding shotgun - but no Katherines.
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1 out of 5 stars
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struggled to finish listening
- By Daniel on 03-11-20
By: John Green
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Vivian Apple at the End of the World
- By: Katie Coyle
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story4 out of 5 stars 39
Seventeen-year-old Vivian Apple never believed in the evangelical Church of America, unlike her recently devout parents. But when Vivian returns home the night after the supposed 'Rapture,' all that's left of her parents are two holes in the roof. Suddenly, she doesn't know who or what to believe. With her best friend Harp and a mysterious ally, Peter, Vivian embarks on a desperate cross-country road trip through a paranoid and panic-stricken America to find answers.
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2 out of 5 stars
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juvenile
- By emily on 12-16-19
By: Katie Coyle
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The Fame Game
- By: Lauren Conrad
- Narrated by: Jenna Lamia
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Story4 out of 5 stars 69
In Hollywood, fame can be found on every corner and behind any door. You just have to know where to look for it. Nineteen-year-old Madison Parker made a name for herself as best frenemy of nice-girl-next-door Jane Roberts on the hot reality show L.A. Candy. Now Madison's ready for her turn in the spotlight and she'll stop at nothing to get it. Sure, she's the star of a new show, but with backstabbing friends and suspicious family members trying to bring her down, Madison has her work cut out for her.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of the best narrators I've ever heard!
- By Kindle Customer on 05-09-17
By: Lauren Conrad
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Kaleidoscope Hearts
- By: Claire Contreras
- Narrated by: Christy Romano, Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 915
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 846
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Story4 out of 5 stars 843
He was my older brother's best friend. He was never supposed to be mine. I thought we would get it out of our systems and move on. One of us did. One of us left. Now he's back, looking at me like he wants to devour me. And all those feelings I'd turned into anger are brewing into something else, something that terrifies me. He broke my heart last time. This time he'll obliterate it.
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1 out of 5 stars
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OMG!!! Yawn!!
- By Jess on 12-22-15
By: Claire Contreras
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Last Christmas
- The Private Prequel
- By: Kate Brian
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 12
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Story4 out of 5 stars 12
Ariana Osgood has everything an Easton Academy girl could want: straight A's, the perfect boyfriend, and a coveted spot in exclusive Billings House. But on the first night of Christmas vacation, a blizzard traps her on campus with irresistible bad-boy Thomas Pearson. Alone. As the snow transforms Easton into a winter wonderland, Ariana finds herself falling for Thomas. But someone is watching their clandestine romance unfold, someone intent on turning their holiday weekend into a nightmare.
By: Kate Brian
What listeners say about Man Seeking Woman
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- Lauren
- 09-09-16
Odd, insightful, often dark and always hilarious!!
Man seeking Woman tells 30 short stories about the unloved, unsure and unusual. Jarring prose and simple imagery will make sure you wont quickly forget them.
A must read for any human being who has ever experienced the company of another.
A++++
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- Micky
- 03-11-13
A fun and quirky read
Any additional comments?
This book will take you in some strange directions but is really fun the whole way. Insightful too.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- GoldstarGuru
- 04-12-17
Doesn't take much
The book is very creative, but reading/hearing this book gives you the idea that life can be one be joke if u want to look at it that way. There is nothing outlandish fun in this book, but the absurdity/scenarios that are in this book is what makes it great.
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- A real person
- 03-10-13
Excellent fun!
Where does The Last Girlfriend on Earth rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
It's in the top
What did you like best about this story?
A change of pace from the normal historical fiction I like to read.
Have you listened to any of Simon Rich’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Heard him on Savage podcast and thought it was an interesting premise for a book
Any additional comments?
Lots of fun and I love when the author reads the book, it adds so much more personality to the book. Great book and great reader/author!!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Daniel
- 02-18-16
Hilarious absurd stories you can relate to.
My coworker keeps wondering why I'm walking around laughing so much.
Because of this book!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Mathew Gonzalez
- 01-20-18
Laughed out loud more than once
So, I loved some stories more than others...over all I found it fun & entertaining.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- James C.
- 01-16-22
Giggled full way through
Very giggly. So giggly. Mad giggles. Yeehee! Giggles to the max. Can’t stop the giggles.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Spin
- 03-31-22
Hilarious
An awkwardly funny story that plays like a sketch tv show.
I’ve replayed this multiple times while stuck in traffic.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Madeline
- 04-18-22
Love his stories but so misogynistic
Can’t get through half the stories without changing the chapter. The objects have more personality than the women he writes
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- Rosie
- 01-05-20
Cheap humor and lazy writing
I’ve heard stories from this author that were charming and clever so I tried this out. Every single story so far (there’s an hour left and I’m giving up) perpetuates ugly stereotypes.
Girlfriends that turn out to be robots with a screw loose as an explanation for demands of equality. Men spending all wishes granted by a genie on sexual fantasies. Really? Cheap humor and lazy writing.
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