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Publisher's Summary

Daft Wee Stories is Limmy’s first book. It is a collection of stories. There are short stories. There are longer stories. There are stupid stories. There are thoughtful stories. There are upside-down stories. There are normal-way-up stories. There are weird stories. There are less weird stories. There are really weird stories. There is nothing else like it. Have a listen.

©2015 Brian Limond (P)2015 Random House Audiobooks

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Amazing Scottish Comedy.

Limmy delivers on short form humor yet again. Need more Limmy's show? Buy this Audiobook!

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Limmy4life

If you could sum up Daft Wee Stories in three words, what would they be?

its all i've got in a world of massive poo

What other book might you compare Daft Wee Stories to and why?

none other then the newest release! Thats Your LOT!

What does Limmy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Psycho psychic vibes with extra fries and sometimes a vanilla shake

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

all moments considered revolutionary

Any additional comments?

Limmy for President #WorldWorWeb

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  • Steve
  • 09-22-15

Vast collection of funny stories

Lots of hilarious stories, most of which will keep you guessing about the ending right until the end. Each story was brilliantly narrated with perfect pace and tone etc The stories are typically around 8 minutes long hence really easy to dip in for a quick listen. Highly recommended!

7 of 7 people found this review helpful

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  • David John Robinson
  • 08-03-15

Belter

I'm so glad I opted for the audio book. Walking about town, sitting in a bus, looking like I'm having a stroke trying not to laugh all the time.

6 of 6 people found this review helpful

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  • dsoreal@hotmail.com
  • 08-02-15

Great wee stories

Really enjoyed listening to this audiobook. Limmy brings all the daft wee stories to life. It will have people giving you strange looks as you p*ss yourself laughing in public places. Well worth the strange looks and the pool of wee.

6 of 6 people found this review helpful

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 08-02-15

She's turned the weans against us.

Where does Daft Wee Stories rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

If you already know of Limmy you know what to expect from this. A great buy & highly recommend for anyone with a sense of humour.

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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  • Milomacaw
  • 09-16-15

crazy and addictive.

loved everything about this book. a real breath of fresh air. The psychology is addictive and very clever. Leaves you wanting more.

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  • Damian Morgan
  • 08-10-15

far from daft

funny, dark, clever and brilliant
Loved this and will listen to it again soon. Genius

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  • Forza
  • 07-31-15

Benny Harvie RIP

Where does Daft Wee Stories rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

The only audiobook I've ever listened to. Wrong way up a one way street.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Rennie's Granda.

Any additional comments?

Yes

6 of 7 people found this review helpful

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  • Drew
  • 10-23-15

Silly Fun

Easy to listen to, bite-sized stories. Funny and thought provoking all at the same time.

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  • MR
  • 10-11-15

Brilliant

Hilarious, thought provoking and very observant. Also read by the author so is read with genuine inflection.

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  • George
  • 09-08-15

More 'hit' than 'miss'

There are many daft wee stories here. They speak to life's insecurities and absurdities in a way you will no doubt recognize, perhaps for the first time. Most have something to say. Others don't, but that's OK because they are short so you're quickly on to the next. Some will stay with you. Some might even change your life.

The language is disarmingly simple and direct. Everybody means what they say, or at least says what they think which is beautifully refreshing. We are left to reflect.

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  • Cameron
  • 07-30-15

Forrie Recommends This Purchase!

Quality just quality! Vincent the vampire. Quality man. Modern banter and Limmys performance is quality