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Darren and Jenny are a hard working couple at the end of their rope. Out of money and out of options, they decide drastic measures are needed. They are robbing a bank when things go horribly wrong.

Gunshots are fired and, in order to escape, they must kidnap the hapless bank manager. Unfortunately for them, the manager is not what he seems. The kidnapping unleashes a chain of events they never imagined in their worst nightmares.

©2014 Tim Miller (P)2015 GutWrench Productions

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The bank robbery isn't the only bloody thing!

Wow it's a surprise when the titled bank robbery is secondary and the least bloody event in the book. I'm just sick and weird enough to actually enjoy this gore fest. Saying this was over the top is a weak description but I was surprised by the twists and decided to just listen. Not for the faint of heart! I've had this in the wish list for a while and love to get a book for review. If you enjoy violence (check), gore (eh), and unrealistic twists (kinda) you'll love it too.

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Bloody Bank Heist

What did you love best about Bloody Bank Heist?

The story was very interesting, started out fast and keeps your attention. It did seem very predictable though, could have been a little longer. It's a little bit gory but I enjoyed listening.narrated by Joe Hempel.

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Oh My God!

What did you love best about Bloody Bank Heist?

I loved the strong female lead. Even when she was scared to death, she still fought back!

Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?

The whole book! Seriously, there ere only a few calm moments, like when the police showed up, and when she walked into the ocean.

Have you listened to any of Joe Hempel’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No, but I would listen to another.

If you could rename Bloody Bank Heist, what would you call it?

Serial Killer Salad, or Twisted Takeover?

Any additional comments?

This is shockingly gory. There were moments that I had to say "oh my God!" out loud, and walk away. The narrator did a fantastic job, and I especially liked his voice for Duncan. It just screamed creepy serial killer!

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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A decent way to kill a few hours.

Any additional comments?

A fun story with a great amount of gore and splatter. with some cool characters and an interesting twist or two. Where it kind of lost me was in the dialogue. The narration was handled well, even if the accents made my smile a bit.

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I don't mind some gore but this was too much

Would you try another book from Tim Miller and/or Joe Hempel?

I would only try another book by Tim Miller if he pinky swore that he'd not write another book like this one. It was way more gory than I expected.

I'll listen to Joe Hempel narrate again. I like his work and he's a great narrator. I've listened to other audiobooks narrated by him and he has an excellent voice.





What do you think your next listen will be?

Something to make me unhear this book.

Did the narration match the pace of the story?

Yes and I'll say the first hour wasn't too bad but after that...not because of the narration but the story, I want to go scrub my ears out.

What character would you cut from Bloody Bank Heist?

=/

Any additional comments?

"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of AudiobookBlast dot com."

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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if you enjoy extreme blood splatter and horror

Going by the title you may think this is a book all about a bank robbery, but it is actually only a minor part of the plot.

Darren and Jenny have been struggling financially since Darren lost his job. Desperately out of options and forced to move in with Jenny’s brother Michael, an ex-con who still owes money to some shady people, they are easily persuaded to rob a bank. Unfortunately, the raid does not quite go as planned. They are forced to kidnap the bank manager in order to make their getaway. But the bank manager is not innocent either. Far from it. On top of that, the people Michael is indebted to, want their money. I can’t really give any more content without spoiling the entire plot. But what ensues is an excellent horror story with fast-paced action. It is dark and it is twisted. The violence is extremely graphic and gruesome as you would expect from a horror movie. Definitely not for the faint of heart!

This was a quick, easy listen at just over 2 hours. It held my attention throughout. The characters seemed authentic. Considering this was a very short story, I guess it is rather difficult to create more depth, so it was fine as an entertaining listen. The duration of the audiobook was actually just right. I enjoyed the gory details for a couple of hours but any longer would have become too much of the graphic violence. Though totally unrealistic, I really enjoyed the vigilante ending.

The narrator, Joe Hempel, has a nice voice that is pleasant to listen to, though it took me a little while to get used to the voice he used for Jenny. There could have been more distinction between the different voices used. Pacing, intonation and accents were fine. There were no issues with the production.

Recommended if you enjoy extreme blood splatter and horror. I would certainly be willing to read more by Tim Miller and/or listen to other audiobooks narrated by Joe Hempel.

Audiobook provided for review by the narrator.

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10 of 19 people found this review helpful

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Awesome to listen to

This is a great book. I enjoyed the gore and laughed at some parts.
Joe Hempel is awesome at narration. I prefer listening to him than anyone else so far.

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An Apt Title, Little Lacking in Delivery

What did you like best about Bloody Bank Heist? What did you like least?

What I liked the most about it was the fact that the author was willing to go all over hell and create crazy situations and characters. What I liked the least is that in the short period of time in which they existed within the story there wasn't a great deal of opportunity for them to get anywhere.

If you’ve listened to books by Tim Miller before, how does this one compare?

I have not listened to his stories before, I have read a few and this would be one of the lower rated but still not bad by any means. He's just done better.

What do you think the narrator could have done better?

I'm not entirely sure, I think it might have been more the fact that he wasn't really suited to the story than any actual problem. Perhaps giving the characters a little more differentiation but as someone from the outside looking in I'm not sure how to do that.

Did Bloody Bank Heist inspire you to do anything?

Not really, but in this case that's a pretty good thing because I'm not sure if I'd want to do whatever it would tell me to do.

Any additional comments?

I received the code for this story for free in exchange for an honest review. I will look into more of both Tim Miller and Joe Hempel but perhaps not in combination with one another.

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Let the Blood Flow!

I think the author, Tim Miller exceeded his expectations when writing this excellent horror story. It captured my attention from start to finish. This is the first time I've listened to anything by this author but I'm sure I will look for more books now. This is a very quick story, just a little over 2 hours but it's definitely worth the listen. The story is bloody but entertaining also.

Joe Hempel did a great job with his narration of the story. He kept me immersed and on the edge of my seat from start to finish. He did a good job distinguishing the characters accent and voices. I was able to identify who was speaking throughout the story. I received this audio from the author/narrator in exchange for an unbiased review through Audiobook Blast.

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A quick and bloody ride

Any additional comments?

You would think that a botched robbery with a fatality and a hostage situation would be enough bad luck for Darren and Jennie for one day. Not even close. Let the craziness commence and let the blood flow.

At a little over 2 hours - A quick and bloody ride that was easy to listen to and entertaining.

*I received an audible review edition of this title in exchange for an honest review and this is it.