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Publisher's Summary

There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them.

Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.

Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude problem that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit.

Join him in this hilarious tale of monsters, mayhem, and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to tell them all off...even if it gets his teeth kicked in.

©2011, 2012 Rick Gualtieri (P)2012 Rick Gualtieri

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A Snarky Vampire Story

Although the narration was questionable i enjoyed the give and take between Sally and Bill.
The book made me laugh a lot so it was well worth the price.
In fairness I bought the book as part of the 5 doller sale. Looking forward to part 2.

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HILARIOUS!

This was an unexpected gem and I can't wait to read the rest of them! The voice of Bill is hilarious! They couldn't have gotten a better actor for the role.

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terrible protagonist

the whole book I wanted the bad guy to stake the good guy. narration was ok.

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Robert's review

LOVED IT. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A GREAT SERIES. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT FOR YOUR COLLECTION. GREAT NARRATIVE.

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  • Melinda
  • Putnam Valley, NY, United States
  • 09-14-17

it was funny, but---

The book was funny, but the constant asides when the main character should be fighting or fleeing or just DOING something were really annoying and made the action hard to follow. I would not reccomend this book.

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Hard start that turned out very enjoyable.

Honestly, at first, I wasn't sure how I felt about this story or the narrator. I think it took all of 7 minutes for me to change my views. I thought enjoyed this story and the guy narrating it. it was funny. I look forward to hearing more of Bill's adventure. lol

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nice fluff book

basic unsurprising story. interesting enough I will read/listen to the rest in the series.

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great!

this is one laugh out loud read. even on my 2nd time its just as funny.

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fast pace

Good humor, fun story,I really enjoyed listening to this story. I'm inspired to read the next book!

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Amusing, hilarious, action packed, lots of fun

I didn't know what to expect with this book. But if you enjoy snarky humor and go into this book with a open mind I think you will enjoy it. Lots of action, jokes, gore, and fun. Audio is also good.