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- The Forced Dinner (A Star Wars Parody)
- Narrated by: J.B. Burgess
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
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Story4 out of 5 stars 435
Ramon “Ray” Cosa’s life is not what he expected it to be. Living in a small Texas town ravaged by Hurricane Harvey, Ray has suffered many losses in his young life, and he has little hope left that anything will ever change or get better. That is, until the vintage Ford Galaxie and its strange, dying owner enters Ray’s life. Given a jeweled ring he cannot remove and a desperate mission, Ray is plunged into a universe of secrets, wonders, and terrors he never dreamed exists. Now, he travels the Queen's Road - a hyper-space highway that connects all the planets in creation.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hopefully the start of a new series.
- By Alex Sumner on 01-26-20
By: R. S. Belcher
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Gun Runner
- By: Larry Correia, John Brown
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 18 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,357
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,238
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,237
Once, Jackson Rook was a war hero. Raised from boyhood to pilot an exosuit mech, he’d fought gallantly for the rebellion against the Collectivists. But that was a long time ago, on a world very far away. Now, Jackson Rook is a criminal, a smuggler on board the Multipurpose Supply Vehicle Tar Heel. His latest mission: steal a top-of-the-line mech called the Citadel and deliver it to the far-flung planet Swindle, a world so hostile even the air will kill you. The client: a man known only as the Warlord.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Agree with Others
- By LivinInKY on 02-04-21
By: Larry Correia, and others
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Guardians of the Galaxy
- Collect Them All
- By: Corinne Duyvis, Marvel
- Narrated by: Scott McCormick, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 96
When the Guardians attempt to evacuate a Kree prison planet and end up in a fight for their lives - what else is new? - they discover their old pal Groot is stretched a little thin. Someone is planting stolen branches of the monosyllabic hero and selling the saplings across the galaxy! The search to find Groot's missing pieces forces the Guardians into an alliance with the unscrupulous Collector, but the real problem is more complicated than he wants them to believe.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Same old same old
- By B. Williams on 06-14-21
By: Corinne Duyvis, and others
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Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 68 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4 out of 5 stars 11
The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I see why this series/book has low sales.
- By Rondell on 02-09-24
By: Michael Anderle
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Gun Ship
- By: Mark Wayne McGinnis
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 204
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 202
During the day, he’s a South Chicago high school janitor, slopping a mop around from nine o’clock to three o’clock, five days a week. At night, hiding out in a boarded-up factory, he attends to his damaged interstellar spacecraft, making repairs and counting the days until he can return to his homeworld of Calunoth. All he needs to do is mind his own business and avoid any messy human dramas for just a few more weeks. But it is on one of those quiet nights when he hears them outside: the MP140s. Named for a police radio code for murder, they're among the most ruthless killers.
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3 out of 5 stars
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depressing as hell
- By Christopher L Rader on 08-20-20
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Ghostbusters
- The Original Movie Novelizations Omnibus
- By: Richard Mueller, Ed Naha
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,155
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,025
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,018
For the first time in a beautiful new edition, this omnibus will collect together the original official novelizations of both Ghostbusters 1 and 2.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I personally loved it.
- By brian stevens on 08-19-20
By: Richard Mueller, and others
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Guardian Ship
- By: Mark Wayne McGinnis
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 187
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 186
Dominic Moretti was dealing with a lot of issues. Life hadn’t been easy since returning home from Afghanistan. His marriage was on the rocks, his sports betting was out of control, and he was hanging out with the wrong cronies in Manhattan’s Little Italy - just another war hero who couldn’t piece his life back together in the real world. Also, there was that strange, annoying feeling that he was being watched.... Humankind was indeed being evaluated, by the highly advanced Khantam Lom, an alien species in control of much of the galaxy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Different and enjoyable story concept
- By Dennis on 10-04-19
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31,339
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28,868
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28,861
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
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Into the Unknown
- By: Jasper T. Scott
- Narrated by: Tia Rider, Ben Jaeger-Thomas
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 423
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 370
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Story4 out of 5 stars 369
Criminal attorney Liam Price can't believe his luck. He scored a deal for a suite aboard the Starlit Dream to the exotic world of Aquaria. He surprises his wife, Aria, with the trip for her 40th birthday, and the Price family gets ready for the trip of a lifetime. Soon after the voyage starts, they learn that they’ve somehow jumped to the wrong star system. Liam consults the ship’s computer to determine their location, but he can't access the navigational data. The captain claims that there’s nothing to worry about. Then the ship plunges into darkness....
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3 out of 5 stars
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I am returning this title
- By D. Dial on 10-14-19
By: Jasper T. Scott
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The Cruel Stars
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Morgan Hallett
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 194
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 170
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 168
The galaxy was once terrorized by the Sturm, a group of “species purists” intent on destroying any human with genetic or cybernetic enhancements. Fashioning themselves as the one true “Human Republic,” the Sturm cut a bloody swath across the stars, killing billions before finally being defeated and driven into the far reaches of Dark Space. Centuries of peace bred complacency. Everyone believed the Sturm had died out in the Dark. They were wrong.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A barrage of action & comedy 💥🤣
- By Joey De La Torre on 11-01-22
By: John Birmingham
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Star Wars The Clone Wars: Stories of Light and Dark
- By: Lou Anders, Tom Angleberger, Preeti Chhibber, and others
- Narrated by: Catherine Taber, James Arnold Taylor, Corey Burton, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 746
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 661
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 661
An epic clash between the forces of light and dark, between the Galactic Republic and the Separatists, between brave heroes and brilliant villains, the fate of the galaxy is at stake in the Emmy Award-winning animated series Star Wars: The Clone Wars. In this exciting anthology, 11 authors who are also fans of the series bring stories from their favorite show to life. Gathered here are memorable moments and stunning adventures, from attempted assassinations to stolen bounties, from lessons learned to loves lost.
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3 out of 5 stars
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All stories are episodes of animanted clone wars
- By Daniel on 08-26-20
By: Lou Anders, and others
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Interstellar Caveman
- Interstellar Caveman, Book 1
- By: Karl Beecher
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 167
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Story4 out of 5 stars 167
You think you’re struggling to find your place in the universe? Consider poor old Colin Douglass, a terminally ill insurance agent who awakens from centuries in cryogenic freeze to find Earth is a devastated wasteland. Now, he’s being pursued by a homicidal interstellar tourist board, and calculating insurance dividends is as outdated as making stone axes. Sci-fi-hating technophobe Colin seeks a cure for his illness in this strange new galaxy where toilets talk back, and door handles are a long-forgotten relic.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hairy knees won't stop Colin!
- By Willis Burns on 11-19-19
By: Karl Beecher
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Black and White
- The Frontiers, Book 1
- By: Mark Wandrey
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 138
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 130
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 130
Terry Clark grew up surrounded by his parent’s life’s work, the rescue and rehabilitation of cetaceans. Born just after first contact with the Galactic Union, he’s never known a time when aliens weren’t visiting Earth. At 10 years old, he had a normal life, until a visit from one of the aliens resulted in a ground-breaking discovery. The cetaceans have a developed and complex language...and it can be deciphered by the aliens’ translators.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting Concept
- By Lisa Rubio on 12-27-23
By: Mark Wandrey
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Black Phoenix
- By: Wayne Wightman, B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 182
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 162
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 162
Earth’s first colony ship finally reaches the target world. The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide, and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Uggggh
- By JonH on 09-20-19
By: Wayne Wightman, and others
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Willful Child
- Willful Child, Book 1
- By: Steven Erikson
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 764
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 710
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Story4 out of 5 stars 712
These are the voyages of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag, to subjugate and if necessary obliterate new life-forms, to boldly blow the... And so we join the not-terribly-bright but exceedingly cock-sure Captain Hadrian Sawback and his motley crew on board the Starship Willful Child for a series of devil-may-care, near-calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through "the infinite vastness of interstellar space".
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loving, biting, very funny parody of classic SF
- By A reader on 12-12-14
By: Steven Erikson
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Space Tripping
- By: Patrick Edwards
- Narrated by: Nick Tecosky
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 94
Chuck never thought too deeply about whether aliens existed - not until Jopp, an intergalactic transport pilot, drunkenly crashed on Earth and tried to steal his truck. Now Chuck finds himself unwittingly roped into helping Jopp work off a debt to the universe's most powerful corporation, the Prime Partners Intergalactic Consortium. Through a series of mishaps and misfortune, the duo find themselves in possession of a mysterious black case. In order to survive, they must fend off murderous marauders, an interplanetary police force, and a peculiar crime boss.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Book!
- By Ian Matties on 09-07-17
By: Patrick Edwards
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The Event
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,234
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,054
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,051
Cities all around the world reported strange alien vessels descending. Some saw them as the heralds of a new age; others fired everything they had at them. All were taken as the beams lashed down and drew them into the sky. Dean was left behind, seemingly the last man on Earth. A trail of clues left by his dead wife guides Dean on a perilous journey across America and beyond to learn the truth behind the mysterious ships and save humanity from its doom.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Did not inspire me to get the next book.
- By MD on 12-13-18
By: Nathan Hystad