• F--k, Now There Are Two of You

  • By: Adam Mansbach
  • Narrated by: Larry David
  • Length: 5 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (88 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the F--k to Sleep and You Have to F--king Eat - the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair of New York Times best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left? 

Parents - new, old, expectant, and grand - of multiple children already knew the answer. Author Adam Mansbach discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart. F--k, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about that new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F--k, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't let a child listen to it.

©2019 Adam Mansbach (P)2019 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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I loved it,

Twas wonderful and funny it is truly a good read. I highly recommend it to parents who just had their second child.

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Great title

Easy to read, simply amazing. Hilarious, recommended. Great voice , story, in general great narration.

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Not at all

Hate it. Not in the least bit funny or entertaining. This one has to go back.

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F—k, now I’ve got to get the other books!

I thought that this book was super cute! (For adults, of course) it was so silly and funny, that now I have just GOT to go and get all of the books written and performed by these talented men!

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Another great story

All 3 of the books in this series are amazing. Keep them coming. love the narrator choices

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meh

love Larry David but should be clearly marked as 1 credit for a short poem. Feel cheated

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terrible choice of narrator

The author is good, but the narrator made it sound sad and cynical instead of ironic and funny. Not nearly as good as go the f--k to sleep narrated by Samuel L Jackson.