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Publisher's Summary
LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz.
Not Sarah Fuller though.
Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously.
Thrown back into the dating arena in her late 30s, Sarah encounters brand-new challenges.
Listeners will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.
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- Michelle N
- 12-29-18
Loved it!
Loved getting to hear what Sarah sounds like and how relatable she is. Can you be my new best friend?! Totally funny and witty and can't wait for the next book of your shenanigans and dating fiascos.
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- Mom of Two
- 02-23-19
I wished it was funny...
I wish this were more funny, but it’s just not. The stories are just “meh” and the frequent uses of profanity feel forced - like the author is hoping that using “f*ck” in every other sentence will somehow inject humor in the stories. I wish I had the time back that I wasted on this one.
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- Katie C.
- 12-19-18
So funny, don't wake up your partner laughing.
I have read and listened to the book. Audible version pairs brilliantly with the book. It is a plus to hear the author narrate their book. This is funny, cool, and just delightful. I've bought next book in the series. And having audible version will be a win win.
Grab this, weekend is coming. And will make a great Christmas gift.
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- Jessica
- 12-10-18
Hilarious!
Great listen! I love that the author read it herself! This was so funny I snort laughed through most of it!
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- Mary
- 01-04-19
so different from anything I've ever read before.
This story was really funny, I mean laugh out loud funny. When I started to listen to the audio I wasn't sure what to expect, I hadn't read the book yet and I was really happy I decided to give it a try.
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- Cassie Coleman
- 12-28-18
Overall ok
The story is well written but looses its fun factor very fast and then it turn to an actual complaint of life in LA, interesting like a Yelp review of modern California.
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- Lisa M.
- 12-13-18
Had some great giggle moments
I'm not usually drawn to this type of book. It was gifted to me and I'm glad. It gave me a good giggle every 5 minutes and the confused eyes of coworkers wondering why I was smiling walking down the halls. Bluetooth is a wonderful invention. Now I cam work and read a book at the same time. Sarah Noffke read her own book. It's a great idea to hear the actual writers voice, especially when it's basically a memoir of their life. I was able to relate to much if the story as I live in the valley in Oregon that she refers to so often. It was fun hearing about the random encounters with Hollywood stars or the awkwardness of dating L.A men. These are things I probably will never experience for myself and I'm good with that. But it's still fun to hear how the fast paced L.A life has it's struggles beyond just the traffic. Give this book a listen. But speed it up a little. I did and it helped some of the drag time that comes from a single person reading a book outloud. and P.S. Sarah, good job with Eleanor lol
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- Teresa
- 03-22-19
An interesting look at life.
Reviewer: Teresa Fallen Angel
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This was look at the world through the eyes of the author Sarah who isn’t afraid to see life for what it can be, ridiculous and strange. Sarah has no problem telling it like she sees it taking the reader through the inner workings of her mind and even recognizing her own unique way of seeing things. From her take on yoga pants to her perspective on dating apps, the craziness never lets up. A very interesting audiobook. In Sarah’s own words everyone in LA is an asshole, even herself! LOL
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- B's reads
- 03-07-19
A relatable and hilarious read
What’s not to love in this raw and brutally honest portrayal of divorce, dating and finding yourself in the city of...assholes. Couldn’t put it down, as each word made me laugh or commiserate in this world of colorful variety.
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By: Amy Schumer
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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
- By: Chelsea's Family Friends and Other Victims
- Narrated by: Johnny Kansas, Stephanie Stehling, Heather McDonald, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness", the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers - they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.
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Money Grab… Chelsea Owes Me a Credit!
- By MumsyK on 05-26-11
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Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Dungeons & Dragons
- One Woman's Quest to Trade Self-Help for Elf-Help
- By: Shelly Mazzanoble
- Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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With tongue-in-cheek humor, the creator of the award-winning Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress takes on the self-help section, proving that the benefits of the Dungeons & Dragons game goes far beyond simple entertainment.
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A Different Take On Things
- By Ronn McCarrick on 07-13-18
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I Hate Everyone, Except You
- By: Clinton Kelly
- Narrated by: Clinton Kelly
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker.
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Filthy language overshadowed stories
- By Doris on 04-29-17
By: Clinton Kelly
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
- By: Chelsea Handler
- Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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In this wickedly honest new work, Chelsea Handler casts the net wider with even funnier results, recalling the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date - including her efforts to diversify by dating red-haired men, her obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting interlude in which her boyfriend became overly familiar with a Peekapoo.
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Just Plain FUNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!
- By Theodore on 04-27-12
By: Chelsea Handler
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Miss Fortune
- Fresh Perspectives on Having It All from Someone Who Is Not Okay
- By: Lauren Weedman
- Narrated by: Lauren Weedman
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Lauren Weedman is not okay. She's living what should be the good life in sunny Los Angeles. After a gig as a correspondent with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, she scored parts in blockbuster movies, which led to memorable recurring roles on HBO's Hung and Looking. She had a loving husband and an adorable baby boy. In these comedic essays, she turns a piercingly observant, darkly funny lens on the ways her life is actually not okay.
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Good
- By Ajules29 on 04-02-16
By: Lauren Weedman
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Screw Everyone
- Sleeping My Way to Monogamy
- By: Ophira Eisenberg
- Narrated by: Ophira Eisenberg
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything - and everyone - and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment. Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: She spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she'd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate.
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Meh....
- By Adrien on 05-05-19
By: Ophira Eisenberg
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The Overdue Life of Amy Byler
- By: Kelly Harms
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overworked and underappreciated, single mom Amy Byler needs a break. So when the guilt-ridden husband who abandoned her shows up and offers to take care of their kids for the summer, she accepts his offer and escapes rural Pennsylvania for New York City. Usually grounded and mild mannered, Amy finally lets her hair down in the city that never sleeps. She discovers a life filled with culture, sophistication, and - with a little encouragement from her friends - a few blind dates.
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Enjoyable narration. Story is an easy read.
- By Em Jay Reads on 07-18-19
By: Kelly Harms
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Bream Gives Me Hiccups
- By: Jesse Eisenberg
- Narrated by: Jesse Eisenberg, Hallie Eisenberg, Annapurna Sriram, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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Taking its title from a group of stories that begin the book, Bream Gives Me Hiccups moves from contemporary LA to the dorm rooms of an American college to ancient Pompeii, throwing the listener into a universe of social misfits, reimagined scenes from history, and ridiculous overreactions. In one piece a tense email exchange between a young man and his girlfriend is taken over by the man's sister, who is obsessed with the Bosnian genocide ("The situation reminds me of a little historical blip called the Karadordevo agreement").
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amazing!!!!
- By Adriana on 09-13-15
By: Jesse Eisenberg
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Blame It on Bianca Del Rio
- The Expert on Nothing with an Opinion on Everything
- By: Bianca Del Rio
- Narrated by: Bianca Del Rio
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
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When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous - a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers - Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humor, she became the show’s breakout star, winning its sixth season. In Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on annoyances, big and small.
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Works on stage, not as a disembodied voice
- By Tuscancat on 05-25-18
By: Bianca Del Rio
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You're Not Doing It Right
- Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations
- By: Michael Ian Black
- Narrated by: Michael Ian Black
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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"You’re not doing it right." Michael Ian Black has been hearing these five words all his life. And now—on the eve of his 40th birthday—he is finally beginning to wonder why. As a husband and father living in the suburbs, Michael asks the questions so many of us ask ourselves at one point or another, including "How did I end up here?" The answers are painstakingly detailed in this, Michael Ian Black’s debut memoir.
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Funny, Heartfelt, and Honest
- By Grant on 04-09-12
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You're Better than Me
- A Memoir
- By: Bonnie McFarlane
- Narrated by: Bonnie McFarlane, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
- By Jonathan Placek on 03-02-16
By: Bonnie McFarlane