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Eulogy for Pretzel

By: Lily Dodd
Narrated by: Bailey Carr
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Fay and Thalia were best friends until things got messy in typical middle school fashion. Now, seven years and one love triangle later, Thalia confesses to Fay her darkest secret...the secret of Pretzel.

©2015 Lily Dodd (P)2016 Audible, Inc. Fiction Genre Fiction Literary Fiction Scary
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First ten minutes plays like a Judy Blume book, as a gal relates old middle school events that led to the falling out between her and her friend. A little humor, a little preteen angst, and a little bullying.

Second ten minutes does a Crazy Ivan and suddenly there’s a sh*tty, a b*tch, and an F bomb, and talk of being drunk, having sex, and even giving a BJ. And then it really gets dark with a pre-marriage truth bomb.

Whoa. Entertaining free listen for grown-ups and mature teens— not for those looking for clean YA short stories.

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