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Publisher's Summary

The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series.

C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of America's funniest bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny.

The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published.

Samples from the book series are below.

Cinderella married for money.

Keep your mouth shut and let them think you're stupid, no sense in opening it and removing all doubt.

And then India thrust up into Asia in one spasm of orogenous ecstasy.

Women Don't nag, men procrastinate!

Try to seem pleasant for the next few minutes then you can resume your normal disposition.

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to class, became retarded.

This ebook includes two sexual technique enhancement ebooks. Your ebooks are presented in this order:

1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 1
2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage
3) THE PS-SPOT ORGASM: Don't Wait Any Longer for This Kind of Pleasure.

©1988, 1993, 1999, 2011 & 2016 C. J. Phillips (P)2016 C. J. Phillips

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Fun read

BOOK REVIEW......
Fun and funny. I recommand this book to anyone needing a good laugh

NARRATOR REVIEW........
The narrator did a good job.

"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of AudiobookBoom dot com."

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Not good audiobook, Great hard Copy book though

Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

Only in the Hard copy of the book. the audio book was hard to follow and was easy to get lost on what was being said for what and all the misspellings that would have made it hilarious just fell flat when hearing someone tell you how it was spelled wrong.

Who was your favorite character and why?

There were not any "characters" in this book. But there was one joke that really stuck out about her grandfather and Noah's ark.

What does Anthony Lee bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

I don't think he brought anything, it really wasn't that kind of book. I think i would have gotten more out of it with the hard copy of the book just because of the pictures and context or spellings and all that.

If this book were a movie would you go see it?

No

Any additional comments?

"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast."

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Amusing

What did you love best about The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 1?

I have always liked to read stupid things people write on bathroom walls, so this was right up my alley. Lots of amusing quotes with a mental picture of a filthy stall surrounding said quotes. The narrator did well for having to do one-liners, additions, etc.

Any additional comments?

The bonus books were lovely as well, although a bit more racy than some would be happy with. However, if you like bathroom humor, you probably won't mind the bonus books.

“This audiobook was given by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review via Audiobook Boom.”

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Just not for me

I listened to this while at the airport, so it was easy to finish, but I would not read this type of book otherwise. Sometimes it was difficult to understand as well.

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Funny Yet Entertaining

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

It accomplished its purpose. I listened to this in the car and it made me laugh. It was unique and presented the humor in an interesting manner.

What about Anthony Lee’s performance did you like?

It was good because it presented humor in a different light. The uniqueness of the book made it a good listen. Anthony did a great job

Any additional comments?

"I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the narrator in exchange for an unbiased review via Audiobook Boom."

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Funny, but who cares?

I was a bit disappointed in this. It might be better as a physical book, but it's really much like it's subject matter, something that would be best as atime waster while you are sitting on the can.

The narration was alright, but it was difficult to follow some of the response transitions. This was definitely something that would be better in print.

This audiobook was given by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review via Audiobook Boom.

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The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 1

“This audiobook was given by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review via Audiobook Boom.”

The bathroom graffiti was humorous, but the additional content was unnecessary to hear.

The narration was well done.The characters were well portrayed.

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A few laugh-out-loud gems

Would you try another book from C. J. Phillips and/or Anthony Lee?

Yes, I would sample another book from this author and narrator. The book content was an amusing distraction and the narrator did a good job handling this challenging format.

Was The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 1 worth the listening time?

If you have a few minutes of downtime that need filling, this audiobook is just the thing. I'd skip the two bonus books at the end.

Any additional comments?

I was provided this audio book at no charge by the author in exchange for an unbiased review via Audiobook Boom