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Sultry Fakenamey is one of the premier writers of erotica who hides her real identity and hopes someday to be respected for her literary efforts that so far everyone says are incredible, but they also kind of smile sympathetically and knowingly because writers in genres other than erotica make as much money as... Well, even though everyone and her sister is getting an MFA these days, the chances of a writer being successful are the same as the chances of the average kid who hopes to grow up someday to be a famous baseball player but really ends up playing softball every weekend while his wife rolls her eyes and brings beers to him and his buddies because... Wait. Sorry. This is a sexy book filled with sex. Those books DO make money. It's like everybody can be a baseball star. That was a metaphor. Sultry Fakenamey understands metaphors. Everybody can be a baseball star. You just need to be willing to suck on the bat. See - that was another metaphor. Sultry Fakenamey knows metaphors. She has an MFA, after all. She's writing erotica only to pay the bills. She's really brilliant and intellectual and stuff. Wait...the book. You'll want to know about the stories. Um...there's lots of sex.
Warning: We're not kidding. All of this is in there. Tentacle sex, rough first anal sex, group sex, sex discrimination, sex with strangers, alpha bad boys, teacher/student sex, alpha males, omega males, males, cowboy sex or at least a wanton pioneer woman trying to get it, cuckolding, poetry, elephant shifters, mouse shifters (really, and stop judging), public sex, shifter sex (that was mostly for the keyword, because, duh - elephants and mice), stripper sex, pizza delivery boy sex, sex. Did we mention sex? It is intended for mature listeners who will not be offended by sex. Because there is sex in it. A lot.
This is so bad, it's funny. You can't help but listen to all of it. I didn't understand some of it and some was just gross. Kind of like a spoof movie. If you want to get a good laugh at some weird sex, then this is book for you.