Episode Nineteen: Stupid Stuff

Velvet Al reads  some dumb pieces. Dumber than normal. "Lusting After Mrs Butterworth," "How Do Girls Pee?", "I Wish I Had A Vagina," "Stock Holmes," "Give A Caterpillar A Stapler And He'll Swear He's Justine Bateman," "Functional And Psychological Suitability Of An Experimental Hydraulic Prosthesis For Above-The-Knee Amputees," "Big Floppy," "Butt Burning Lube," "Juicyfruit," and "The Mad Pooper."