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Ep. 7: Fresh From the Clubs (Punchlines)
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Get ready for an hour of stand-up comedy like no other: hand-picked bits from emerging comics, recorded nightly across Audible's exclusive network of clubs across the North America. It's Punchlines Episode 7: Fresh From the Clubs.
TOMS Shoe Charity - Jimmy Roberson
Why I Swear - Allison Gill
DMX Poster - JC Currais
Depression at the Doctor's Office - Blake Hammond
Bigfoot Enthusiasts - Brent Terhune
At That Age - Neal Reddy
Late Night Shopping - Troy Walker
Second Marriage - Seaton Smith
A Little Pee in My Pants - Caleb Synan
Straight Roommate Sex Impression - Jack Robichaud
Size Queen - Ken Schultz
Bigot in the Sky - Mike Mulloy
Spiritual But Not Too Spiritual - Laura House
Herpes Statistics - Daniel Carroll
Hot Married Couple - Kane Holloway
Orgasmic Spin Class - Julia Hladkowicz
Weird Body - Matt Louv
Granddaddy's Yoga Farts - Sean Grant
My Friend's Parents - Timothy McLaughlin
My High School Sweetheart - Mark Chalifoux
Beginner Level Guitar - Joe Zimmerman
Stoopid Rich - Gene Harding
Poverty and Health Insurance - Anthony Grabert
Street Criddlers - Ran Barnaclo
Farmers Market & Indiana Hippies - Mat Alano-Martin
Pancake Champion - Billy DeVore
Prime Ad Space - Chris Weir
Abbreviations - Ben Feldman
Drunk Like My Mom - Collin Moulton
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I love this Audible program it is very funny.
I love this Audible program it is very funny. Sometimes however, they cut the feed in the middle of a great sequence. Editing should be a bit better but overall great
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