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End Times My Azz!

A Thoroughly Sarcastic Guide to Humanity’s Favorite Pastime

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End Times My Azz!

By: Billy McCue
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Welcome to the world’s longest-running apocalypse comedy.

In End Times My Azz!, author Billy McCue takes readers on a hilariously skeptical deep dive into the greatest failed apocalypses in history. Forget grim sermons and gloomy forecasts—this book turns doomsday into a full-blown stand-up routine.

Meet the dreamers, schemers, and “chosen ones” who swore they knew when it would all go down:

  • The Mayans (2012): the calendar ran out—but not humanity.

  • Harold Camping (2011): twice-predicted the Rapture, twice had to reschedule.

  • Ancient Astrologers: the original influencers, just with more robes.

Through over two hundred real end-time predictions, McCue uncovers a universal truth: people love the drama of an ending. And maybe, just maybe, that says more about our need for meaning than our fear of destruction.

But why do we keep doing it?

Is it hope disguised as horror?
Is it control over a chaotic universe?
Or are we just collectively bored on a cosmic scale?

McCue delivers biting social commentary wrapped in satire, humor, and history—like George Carlin hosting a history class on the apocalypse. From biblical prophets to alien believers, he unpacks the psychology, the ego, and the comedy behind humanity’s favorite fantasy: The End of Everything.

Expect laughs, insight, and the occasional “BOING.”

This isn’t your average doom-and-gloom book. End Times My Azz! is part comedy roast, part cultural autopsy, and entirely human. You’ll meet the Four Horsemen (who can’t seem to get organized), puzzled prophets, and even a UFO that’s just here for the show.

McCue’s storytelling blends wit, research, and a wry sense of wonder. Beneath the sarcasm lies a serious question: What if our obsession with “The End” is really about how we live right now?
If you like:

  • Satirical takes on religion and pop culture

  • Historical humor (think Last Week Tonight meets The Onion)

  • Books by Douglas Adams, George Carlin, or Mark Twain

…then this book is your perfect escape from the apocalypse that never seems to happen.

Because if history has taught us anything, it’s this:
☄️ The end might be near… but it’s always running late.

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