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Emperor Pissed

The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin

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Emperor Pissed

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
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He was exiled. He was insulted. Now he’s pissed.

Meet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole—with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm.

After getting booted from his colony for flipper-based misconduct and general rage issues, Percy stumbles into the under-ice criminal underworld. What follows is a riotous rise through penguin slap-fights, seal mafia showdowns, and emotionally unstable puffins—with Percy building an empire of ice, fish, and fury.

Perfect for fans of irreverent humor, talking animals with attitude, and satirical crime fiction.

Emperor Pissed is a foul-mouthed, feather-ruffling, penguin-powered descent into madness—and you’ll love every profane, fish-slinging minute of it.

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross
Animals Crime Fiction Fantasy Genre Fiction Humorous Literature & Fiction Satire Witty Crime Rage

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