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Эльф на полке [Elf on the Shelf]
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Publisher's summary
Эльф на полке - фантастическая повесть Милены Завойчинской, жанр любовное фэнтези, юмористическая проза.
Не зря простые обыватели опасаются цыган. Народ дорог и путей любому может преподнести сюрприз. Приобретая что-либо у них, будь готов к неожиданностям.
Можешь попасть в неприятности, а можешь влипнуть в сказочную историю. Лиза всего-то купила чудесную куклу. Эльфа, которого посадила на полку в своей квартире. А получила неожиданного соседа, приятные бонусы и кучу проблем.
Но сказки обязаны хорошо заканчиваться. И непременно с любовью. Вот и у Лизы это случится. Хотя и не сразу.
Аудиокнига. Любовное фэнтези. Юмористическая проза.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93,392
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85,567
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85,365
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir