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Young Men in Spats
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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From the author, whom the Times called "a comic genius" and "an old master of farce", are 11 further stories featuring such eccentric characters as Freddie Widgeon, Cyril (Barmy) Fotheringay Phipps, Percy Wimbolt, and Pongo. Young Men in Spats includes the following stories: "Fate", "Tried in the Furnace", "Trouble Down at Tudsleigh", "The Amazing Hat Mystery", "Good-bye to All Cats", "The Luck of the Stiffhams", "Noblesse Oblige", "Uncle Fred Flits By", "Archibald and the Masses", and more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spats. Cats. Hats. This Book has Everything.
- By John on 05-19-14
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Ukridge
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
If Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge had a fiver for every dodgy scheme he had ever floated, he would be a very rich man indeed. In these ten stories he tries every way of making money, from writing political slogans to opening a college for dogs. In his own eyes, Ukridge is a Great Man and a visionary. In ours, he is English literature's most delightful chancer and one of Wodehouse's greatest comic creations: charming, ambitious, persuasive, optimistic and almost always disastrous.
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4 out of 5 stars
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If You Like Jeeves & Wooster...
- By Troy on 12-19-16
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Cocktail Time
- The Uncle Fred Series, Book 3
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 92
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
If Lord Ickenham had not succumbed to the temptation to dislodge the hat of Beefy Bastable, the irascible QC, with a well-aimed Brazil nut, the latter's famous legal mind might never have been stimulated to literature. But the incident provoked Beefy to write his exposé of the younger generation, a novel so shocking that it caused endless repercussions for its hapless author, and sparked off a whole series of outrageous misunderstandings that it would take the inventive talents of Lord Ickenham himself to resolve.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Uncle Fred...
- By Sinisterman on 11-22-16
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Love Among the Chickens
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 114
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4 out of 5 stars 102
Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge has hit upon a foolproof plan to get rich quick: he's starting a chicken farm. Dragging his adoring wife Millie and his long-suffering friend and novelist Jeremy Garnet with him to Dorset, he begins his enterprise. Complications ensue, involving the taciturn Hired Man and his bumptious dog, supercilious chickens, irascible professors, angry creditors, and divided lovers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Do Not Drive or Operate Heavy Machinery!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-13-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Pearls, Girls, and Monty Bodkin
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
When Monty Bodkin returns home to England after a year in America, his absence has strengthened his resolve to claim the hand in marriage of his intended, the hockey-playing Gertrude Butterwick. However, his association with an overweight Hollywood movie mogul, his redoubtable wife, and even more formidable stepdaughter sets the scene for complications.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Classic Wodehouse
- By Mack Tennyson on 02-01-17
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The Inimitable Jeeves
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Deaver Brown
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance1 out of 5 stars 14
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 12
A hilarious romp from start to finish, with a lord and his man having a rollicking good time with subtlety of all kinds.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Shame Shame Shame.Shocking narration.Monotony.
- By robert jarmanRobert on 03-15-20
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Young Men in Spats
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 115
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 110
From the author, whom the Times called "a comic genius" and "an old master of farce", are 11 further stories featuring such eccentric characters as Freddie Widgeon, Cyril (Barmy) Fotheringay Phipps, Percy Wimbolt, and Pongo. Young Men in Spats includes the following stories: "Fate", "Tried in the Furnace", "Trouble Down at Tudsleigh", "The Amazing Hat Mystery", "Good-bye to All Cats", "The Luck of the Stiffhams", "Noblesse Oblige", "Uncle Fred Flits By", "Archibald and the Masses", and more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spats. Cats. Hats. This Book has Everything.
- By John on 05-19-14
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Ukridge
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
If Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge had a fiver for every dodgy scheme he had ever floated, he would be a very rich man indeed. In these ten stories he tries every way of making money, from writing political slogans to opening a college for dogs. In his own eyes, Ukridge is a Great Man and a visionary. In ours, he is English literature's most delightful chancer and one of Wodehouse's greatest comic creations: charming, ambitious, persuasive, optimistic and almost always disastrous.
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4 out of 5 stars
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If You Like Jeeves & Wooster...
- By Troy on 12-19-16
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Cocktail Time
- The Uncle Fred Series, Book 3
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 92
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
If Lord Ickenham had not succumbed to the temptation to dislodge the hat of Beefy Bastable, the irascible QC, with a well-aimed Brazil nut, the latter's famous legal mind might never have been stimulated to literature. But the incident provoked Beefy to write his exposé of the younger generation, a novel so shocking that it caused endless repercussions for its hapless author, and sparked off a whole series of outrageous misunderstandings that it would take the inventive talents of Lord Ickenham himself to resolve.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Uncle Fred...
- By Sinisterman on 11-22-16
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Love Among the Chickens
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 114
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4 out of 5 stars 102
Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge has hit upon a foolproof plan to get rich quick: he's starting a chicken farm. Dragging his adoring wife Millie and his long-suffering friend and novelist Jeremy Garnet with him to Dorset, he begins his enterprise. Complications ensue, involving the taciturn Hired Man and his bumptious dog, supercilious chickens, irascible professors, angry creditors, and divided lovers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Do Not Drive or Operate Heavy Machinery!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-13-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Pearls, Girls, and Monty Bodkin
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
When Monty Bodkin returns home to England after a year in America, his absence has strengthened his resolve to claim the hand in marriage of his intended, the hockey-playing Gertrude Butterwick. However, his association with an overweight Hollywood movie mogul, his redoubtable wife, and even more formidable stepdaughter sets the scene for complications.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Classic Wodehouse
- By Mack Tennyson on 02-01-17
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The Inimitable Jeeves
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Deaver Brown
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance1 out of 5 stars 14
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 12
A hilarious romp from start to finish, with a lord and his man having a rollicking good time with subtlety of all kinds.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Shame Shame Shame.Shocking narration.Monotony.
- By robert jarmanRobert on 03-15-20
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Uncle Dynamite
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story5 out of 5 stars 66
A chance meeting on a train brought together Lord Ickenham and Bill Oakshott - although being told that the love of his life, Hermione, was engaged to none other than Pongo, Lord Ickenham's nephew, did make Bill feel like he'd been struck behind the ear.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hermione...Herold Potter...Hmmm.
- By C. B. Lane on 09-11-15
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Leave It to Psmith
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 192
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 170
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 168
The idyll of Blandings Castle is about to be disturbed, for the Hon. Freddie Threepwood is poised to make his debut as a jewel thief. Freddie, however, is not alone: Blandings is simply brimming with criminals and impostors all intent on stealing Aunt Constance's 20,000 pound diamond necklace. It is left to the debonair Psmith, with his usual aplomb, to unscramble the passion, problems, and identities, of one and all.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Can I give this a 10 stars?
- By zi on 07-14-16
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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A Few Quick Ones
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 262
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 155
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 155
In A Few Quick Ones, P.G. Wodehouse brings together some of his oldest friends for a party. Jeeves and Wooster are there, so is Mr Mulliner and the Oldest Member. And also the Drones, Oofy Prosser, and Bingo Little.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wodehouse Quick Ones
- By Amazon Customer on 06-01-11
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The Small Bachelor
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 70
For George Finch, one of "Nature's white mice" and probably the worst artist ever to put brush to canvas, there are many obstacles to overcome. Undoubtedly the greatest is his beloved Molly's fearsome stepmother, Mrs. Waddington, who has her eye on an eligible English lord for a son-in-law. Luckily, George has an ally in sharp-witted Hamilton Beamish, an old family friend of the Waddingtons.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Classic Wodehouse
- By Josh on 01-16-13
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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A Damsel in Distress
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 179
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 163
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 163
When Maud Marsh flings herself into George Bevan's cab in Piccadilly, he starts believing in damsels in distress. George traces his mysterious traveling companion to Belpher Castle, home of Lord Marshmoreton, where things become severely muddled. Maud's aunt, Lady Caroline Byng, wants Maud to marry Reggie, her stepson. Maud, meanwhile, is known to be in love with an unknown American she met in Wales. So when George turns up speaking American, a nasty case of mistaken identity breaks out.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Delightful!
- By Sharon on 01-28-20
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Mr. Mulliner Speaking
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 63
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
In the bar-parlor of the Angler’s Rest, Mr. Mulliner tells his amazing tales, holding the assembled company of Pints of Stout and Whiskies and Splash in the palm of his expressive hand. Here you can discover what happened to the man who gave up smoking, share a frisson when the butler delivers something squishy on a silver salver (“Your serpent, Sir,” said the voice of Simmons) - and experience the dreadful unpleasantness at Bludleigh Court. Throughout, the Mulliner clan remains resourcefully in command in the most outlandish situations.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Avoid This One
- By Jim on 02-06-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen
- The Jeeves and Wooster Series
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 105
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 92
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Story5 out of 5 stars 91
On doctor's orders, Bertie Wooster retires to sample the bucolic delights of Maiden Eggesford. But his idyll is rudely shattered by Aunt Dahlia who wants him to nobble a racehorse. Similar blots on Bertie's horizon come in the shape of Major Plank, the African explorer, Vanessa Cook, proud beauty and "molder of men," and Orlo Porter who seems to have nothing else to do but think of sundering Bertie's head from his body.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This is one of the best
- By Phillip Fitzsimmons on 07-03-20
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Laughing Gas
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 57
Joey Cooley is a golden-curled child film star, the idol of American motherhood. Reginald, Third Earl of Havershot, is a boxing blue on a mission to save his wayward cousin from the fleshpots of Hollywood. Both are under anesthetic at the dentists when something strange happens - and their identities are swapped. Suddenly Joey can use his six-foot frame to get his own back on his Hollywood persecutors. But Reggie has to endure everything Joey had to put up with in the horrible life of a child star - including kidnapping.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of Wodehouse's most ambitious books
- By John on 05-10-13
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Mulliner Nights
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 64
A private detective who can make the guilty confess simply by smiling at them. An artist so intimidated by his morally impeccable cat that he feels compelled to wear formal attire at dinner. A devotee of Proust whose life is turned upside down when he inadvertently subscribes to a correspondence course on "How to Acquire Complete Self-Confidence and an Iron Will." These are just a few of the many members of the eccentric Mulliner clan whose lives and exploits are laid before the regulars of the "Angler's Rest" by that doyen of raconteurs, Mr. Mulliner, in a series of tall stories where lunacy and comic exuberance reign supreme.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The Weakest of the Mulliner Series
- By John on 01-07-13
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Meet Mr. Mulliner
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 127
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 118
In the Angler’s Rest, drinking hot scotch and lemon, sits one of Wodehouse’s greatest raconteurs. Mr. Mulliner, his vivid imagination lubricated by Miss Postlethwaite the barmaid, has fabulous stories to tell of the extraordinary behavior of his far-flung family.... One of them concerns Wilfred, who lights on the formula for Buck-U-Uppo, a tonic given to elephants to enable them to face tigers with the necessary nonchalance.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Mulliner is worth meeting
- By J on 12-31-11
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Uncle Fred in the Springtime
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 124
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 107
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 106
Uncle Fred, or to give him his full title of Frederick Altamont Cornwallis Twistleton, fifth Earl of Ickenham, is considered by some as a splendid gentleman - a sportsman to his fingertips. Mr. Twistleton, nephew to the Earl, and otherwise known as Pongo to his friends, has a differing view. He simply describes his uncle as being loopy to the tonsils. But when the eccentric and well-loved Uncle Fred plays Cupid to Lord Emsworth, his old friend at Blandings Castle, little did he know that he would be known as Impostor A and the Lord’s beloved pig, the Empress, as Impostor B....
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5 out of 5 stars
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"I say dear man . . . would you spot me a . . .?"
- By Diana on 05-15-14
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Money for Nothing
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 80
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
The peaceful slumber of the Worcester village of Rudge-in-the-Vale is about to be rudely disrupted. First there’s a bitter feud between peppery Colonel Wyvern and the Squire of Rudge Hall, rich but miserly Lester Carmody. Second, that arch-villain Chimp Twist has opened a health farm, and he and Soapy and Dolly Molloy are planning a fake burglary so Lester can diddle his insurance company. After the knockout drops are served, things get a little complicated.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good, Worthwhile, Although Not Wodehouse's Best
- By Jim on 01-22-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
Publisher's Summary
These wonderfully funny short stories feature a cast of outrageous characters, all plotting to save themselves from wedlock, poverty, or ignominy - with various degrees of success. This recording includes the following stories: "All's Well with Bingo", "Bingo and the Peke Crisis", "The Editor Regrets", "Sonny Boy", "Anselm Gets His Chance", "Romance at Droitgate Spa", "A Bit of Luck for Mabel", "Buttercup Day", and "Ukridge and the Old Stepper".
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- 04-29-20
Narrator Gets annoying
Way too old. You can hear the mouthful of old man dental work and saliva sloshing around in his pronunciations. I also take issue with the latitude taken to assign a speech impediment (understandably more prevalent in Britain because like dentistry, speech pathology isn’t a thing) to the main character, Bingo Little. While clever in theory, it grew... VERY annoying. Very. Fast. Or shall I say “Vewy. Fast.”