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Publisher's Summary
A Rear Admiral returns. A mission is scheduled. An inquisition is underway.
Captain Don Harr is told that the crew of Platoon F is going to travel back to planet Earth for further study. But Rear Admiral Parfait has decided he wants to join the mission, acting in the role of Senior Diplomat....
As they head off to the planet they'd visited during their last mission, they soon find they've somehow arrived 500 years in the past. Worse, one of Harr's officers is captured by religious zealots and they've sentenced her to death because they believe she's a witch....
Earthlings is the hilarious fourth installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series. If you like time-travel comedies, face-palm physics, and a complete lack of political correctness, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s warped story.
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Brilliant
Another excellent book from two magnificent authors. Thoroughly enjoyed as I have with all of their books