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¡Duermete, carajo! [Go the F--k to Sleep]
- Narrated by: George Lopez
- Length: 5 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
¡Duérmete, carajo! es un cuento para dormir para los padres que viven en el mundo real, en el cual un par de gatitos ronroneando y unas líneas simpáticas no son lo suficiente para zumbar a un niño pequeño a dormir felizmente. Profano, cariñoso, y franco de manera radical, cuenta la conocida - y callada - tribulación de acostar a su angelito. Bello, subversivo - y para mearse - ¡Duérmete, carajo! es un libro para padres experimentados, nuevos e incipientes. (Y probablemente es mejor no leérselo a los pequeños….)
[The Spanish edition of the number-one New York Times best seller Go the F--k to Sleep, this is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s verses perfectly capture the familiar - and unspoken - tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations and laugh at their absurdity.]
Please note: this audiobook is in Spanish.
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- Luis Flores
- 09-17-14
Meh...
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
At 6 minutes you can't really go wrong...
How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?
It's a 6 minute story not much you can change...
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of George Lopez?
Eugenio Derbez
Do you think ¡Duermete, carajo! [Go the F--k to Sleep] needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
lol no... because no...
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- Anonymous User
- 05-30-20
Mejor la versión en inglés por Samuel Jackson
George López as narrator OK, doesn't capture the flavor of the English version by Samuel Jackson. Hard to translate the f word into Spanish.
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- Mark Holtz
- 08-06-18
Not as good as the English version.
I picked this up as a slight "joke" for my good friend and co-worker who is of Spanish origin and who is also a parent. While the humor is still there, George Lopez just lacks the edge in his Spanish narration that exists in the Samuel L. Jackson version.
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- Julio
- 01-24-12
Classic bedtime book
If you could sum up ¡Duermete, carajo! [Go the F--k to Sleep] in three words, what would they be?
Funny, light-hearted
What did you like best about this story?
Any parent could relate to this bedtime book even if they wouldn't read it to their children.