Drunk Naked Truths

The Top 7 Truths About Nudity I’ve Realized When I Was Drunk

Meet Kristin, a suburban nudist with a Volvo, a judgmental Persian cat named Donna, and an uncanny ability to turn every glass of wine into a full-blown spectacle. In Drunk Naked Truths: The Top 7 Truths About Nudity I’ve Realized When I Was Drunk, she bares it all( literally and figuratively) in a raunchy, witty, and completely unfiltered collection of tales about living (and drinking) without clothes.

From using an Anthropologie skirt as a margarita napkin, to discovering the nightmare that is a sunburned boob, to accidentally giving her entire cul-de-sac a free Chardonnay-fueled strip show, Kristin’s stories are equal parts outrageous and oddly educational. Along the way, she spills her secrets on nudist tips, body confidence, and the bizarre adventures that only happen when alcohol and bare skin collide.

Perfect for fans of awkward comedy, candid confessions, and anyone who’s ever thought, “Maybe pants really are the problem,” this book will have you laughing so hard you’ll spill your drink...and maybe your clothes too.

One thing’s for sure: you’ll never look at towels, wine glasses, or suburban fences the same way again.