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Don't Jump: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll... And My F--king Mother
- Narrated by: Vicki Abelson
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Publisher's Summary
Don't Jump chronicles a woman's quest to find her place and purpose amidst sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll and celebrity. It's a story of unfulfilled potential, addiction, and bad behavior. Ultimately, it's a story of redemption, told with levity and a wicked sense of fun. Don't Jump takes us backstage and off-screen with a world famous athlete, rockers, movie stars, and some of the biggest names in comedy. A searing and wickedly funny female perspective, it's an inside view from an outsider. From the kings of late night, to America's number-one shock jock, to the top sitcom earners of all time, we glimpse their humanity, previously unexposed. Smart, sassy, and sexy, Andi projects confidence and success. But beneath her cool exterior, she knows she's "simple, boring, and fat". Seeking solutions for her disintegrating marriage, tumultuous show biz ups and downs, her slow and painful recovery, and mid-life transition, Don't Jump explores Andi's journey to make her life count.
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- A. A. Cohen
- 07-02-16
Amazing story told with feeling by the author
As a busy mom, with a full-time job and a long commute, I don't get a lot of time to sit and read. I absolutely loved having Vicki Abelson do this to me on my way to work, and home again. In fact I had to just walk around listening to it to finish up. The central love story was moving and so heartbreaking at times. The ups and downs of the whole adventure : Gripping. And the ending, very satisfying
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- C. OHearn
- 06-10-17
I Bust Out Laughing Many Times Listening To This
If you could sum up Don't Jump: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll... And My Fucking Mother in three words, what would they be?
Funny, Heart-felt, Engaging
Who was your favorite character and why?
Andi-as she is the main character, but you get inside her head and you feel as if you are part of the story. I love any book that I get confused in what is my life and there's...as the writing and story telling is so good, it feels like you are actually there.
What about Vicki Abelson’s performance did you like?
Her voice, her tone, her fluctuations. I have listened to many books that have no personality from the narrators voice. She is such a wonderful speaker. I walk a lot and this book made me walk extra miles so I could finish chapters. So I have Vicki to thank for helping me to get in better shape.
Any additional comments?
This book was such a fun and rewarding read. Since I read a lot of non-fiction, it's nice to read a book with depth and story to it. I loved listening to every moment of it. I can't wait to dive into her next work. She is extremely talented and I loved every moment of the ride.
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- Teach
- 02-12-16
WHAT MORE CAN ANYONE ASK FOR?
What made the experience of listening to Don't Jump: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll... And My Fucking Mother the most enjoyable?
The author's wonderfully animated narration
What was one of the most memorable moments of Don't Jump: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll... And My Fucking Mother?
No spoilers.
What does Vicki Abelson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Raw emotion
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Quite a few, but again, I don't wish to give spoilers.
Any additional comments?
It may sound contradictory to claim that readers and listeners will NOT be put off by narrator, Andi Stone, the self-proclaimed “blowhard narcissist” of Vicki Abelson’s fictional memoir, DON’T JUMP: SEX DRUGS, ROCK N. ROLL AND MY FUCKING MOTHER, but trust me — you’ll hang on her every word. Perhaps this is because Vicki Abelson is a gifted raconteur who has the ability to grab her audience’s attention and keep it. Her heroine, too, is a walking contradiction. Andi Stone is cocky yet insecure, kind yet critical, quixotic yet practical. She can be funny as hell one minute and serious as a heart attack the next. One thing is constant —her tireless efforts to reinvent herself.From her college acting days to her experiences doing standup and working as a club promoter in the bangin’ eighties (yeah that too), you’ll find yourself vicariously living through her, hoping for the best, and like Andi, often expecting the worst.The worst for this reader/listener was when the book ended. Having been taken into Andi’s confidence, I was hoping we could hang out a bit longer. She made me laugh, she made me me cry, and she made me care. What more can anyone ask for?
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- Sandra Dee
- 12-21-21
A touching and relatable story...
So many touching moments that made me cry. I have had some similar experiences in my life.
Great stories and wonderful narration by the author, Vicki Abelson.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-16-21
Great story!
Excellent book!! Couldnt put it down
Was just soooo good, loved it a lot thx
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Mandy Stadtmiller came to Manhattan in 2005, newly divorced, 30 years old, with a job at the New York Post, ready to conquer the city and the industry in one fell swoop. Like a "real-life Carrie Bradshaw" (so called by Jenny McCarthy), she proceeded to chronicle her fearless attempts for nearly a decade in the Post, New York magazine, and xoJane. But underneath the glitz and glamour of her new life, there is a darker side threatening to surface. She goes through countless failed high-profile hookups in the New York comedy and writing scene.
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I'm from Western Nebraska
- By Jared Roffers on 05-07-18
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All That You Leave Behind
- A Memoir
- By: Erin Lee Carr
- Narrated by: Erin Lee Carr
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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A celebrated journalist, bestselling author (The Night of the Gun), and recovering addict, David Carr was in the prime of his career when he suffered a fatal collapse in the newsroom of The New York Times in 2015. Shattered by his death, his daughter Erin Lee Carr, at age 27 an up-and-coming documentary filmmaker, began combing through the entirety of their shared correspondence - 1,936 items in total - in search of comfort and support. What started as an exercise in grief quickly grew into an active investigation.
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Losing a parent is difficult, but losing a legend is devastating
- By Tracy L Dyer on 06-18-19
By: Erin Lee Carr
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It's Not Okay
- Turning Heartbreak into Happily Never After
- By: Andi Dorfman
- Narrated by: Andi Dorfman
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Andi Dorfman, star of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, talks candidly about what it's like to be courted by 25 handsome single men in this juicy insider's peek at dating - and breaking up - on national TV. She shares entertaining and heartfelt stories about her fellow Bachelor alums - many of who are still close friends - comes clean about calling out bachelor number 18, Juan Pablo, for bad behavior, and reflects on her personal challenges.
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Don't waste your time
- By Elise Stanislav on 09-02-16
By: Andi Dorfman
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The Awesome Girl's Guide to Dating Extraordinary Men
- By: Ernessa Carter
- Narrated by: Janina Edwards
- Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Four women. Two years.A friendship to last a lifetime.The only things that Sharita, Thursday, Risa, and Tammy have in common are their disastrous love lives. But the year three of them turn 30 will be different, they swear!Sharita, a plump and conservative accountant wants to make partner at her firm and find the man of her dreams. Thursday, the daughter of a formerly chart-topping political rapper, wants to stop being a serial one-month stander, and settle down into a stable life with a stable boyfriend.
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She did it again!
- By Danee C Jones-Mitchell on 01-10-14
By: Ernessa Carter
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Losing It - and Gaining My Life Back, One Pound at a Time
- By: Valerie Bertinelli
- Narrated by: Valerie Bertinelli
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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Losing It is Valerie Bertinelli's frank, motivational look inside the life of one of TV's most adored actresses. It tells the inspiring story of her young stardom as the girl next door - cutie Barbara Cooper on the hit show One Day at a Time - her complicated family life, her struggles to maintain a healthy self-esteem while coping with celebrity, her tumultuous 20-year marriage to rock star Eddie Van Halen, her struggle with depression, and her life-long battle with weight.
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Not Just Weight Loss
- By Eileen on 04-01-08
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A Shoe Story
- By: Jane L. Rosen
- Narrated by: Beth Hicks
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Esme Nash is eager to leave her small town and begin her carefully planned post-grad life: a move to New York City, an apartment with her loving college boyfriend, and a fancy job at an art gallery. But when tragedy strikes, instead of heading to Manhattan, she returns home to care for her ailing father, leaving every bit of her dream behind.
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Absolutely Perfect.
- By Abby Boruff on 08-31-22
By: Jane L. Rosen
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Screw Everyone
- Sleeping My Way to Monogamy
- By: Ophira Eisenberg
- Narrated by: Ophira Eisenberg
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything - and everyone - and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment. Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: She spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she'd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate.
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Meh....
- By Adrien on 05-05-19
By: Ophira Eisenberg
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Going off Script
- How I Survived a Crazy Childhood, Cancer, and Clooney's 32 On-Screen Rejections
- By: Giuliana Rancic
- Narrated by: Giuliana Rancic
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Giuliana Rancic is best known for interviewing A-listers on the red carpet and E! News, skewering their shocking style choices on Fashion Police, and giving viewers a front-row seat to her marriage and family life on her reality show, Giuliana & Bill. What fans may not know is that she learned English from Eddie Murphy, got her American citizenship so she could be a beauty queen, and used to have a bad habit of stealing cars for fun.
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Poor Little Princess
- By nancy on 04-26-15
By: Giuliana Rancic
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Miss O'Dell
- By: Chris O'Dell, Katherine Ketcham
- Narrated by: Reneé Raudman
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Miss O'Dell is the remarkable story of an ordinary woman who lived the dream of millions---to be part of rock royalty's trusted inner circle. This ultimate insider rock memoir chronicles Chris O'Dell's life and experiences with the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Crosby, Stills and Nash, and others.
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Best rock autobiography! Detailed & interesting
- By sav on 02-18-16
By: Chris O'Dell, and others
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One Thing for Certain, Two Things for Sure
- A Memoir Continued
- By: Craig Stewart
- Narrated by: Craig Stewart
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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One Thing for Certain, Two Things for Sure reminds us that there are no mistakes or accidents in life - that everything happens as it should. Through the dissolution of a sordid affair with a married man, friendships, and personal setbacks, Stewart teaches us the art of letting go, and adapting to whatever comes our way. Stewart allows us, the listener, an intimate look into his personal life through stories that center on dating, love, fear, fate, and destiny.
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A story for the multitude
- By Jermaine M on 03-17-23
By: Craig Stewart
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The Vegas Diaries
- Romance, Rolling the Dice, and the Road to Reinvention
- By: Holly Madison
- Narrated by: Holly Madison
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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When you've come out the other side of the bizarre, twisted world of the Playboy mansion, where do you land? If you're Holly Madison...there's no place like Las Vegas. After making the sudden decision to reclaim her life, Holly broke free from the sheltered, deceptive confines of the mansion (which meant exiting a hit television show) and was determined to start her life over...from scratch. Without the security of a job or a relationship, she set out to reinvent herself on no one's terms but her own.
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Wait is this Mother Teresa or Holly Madison?
- By Veruka on 05-19-16
By: Holly Madison