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Publisher's Summary
Random House presents the audiobook edition of Dog Diaries: Mission Impawsible by James Patterson.
You'll never guess what, my person-pal....
I'm going to Hollywood!
And, what's even better? All my best mutt-mates are coming with me! But my dreams of being talent-spotted while walking down streets paved with sausage meat don't quite come true....
And when the vacation takes a very unexpected turn, I'll need to find a way to escape a living nightmare and get us all home!
Critic Reviews
"A perfect story to tickle the funny bone of any young reader!" (Megan Rix)