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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,066
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,067
It's anything but Grimm when the Tell 'Em Steve Dave crew gives their hilarious takes on some of the best and least known fairy tales. Join Bryan Johnson, Brian Quinn and Walt Flanagan with special guest Sunday Jeff as they create a magical world of fantasy and wonder, trolls, living plants, and sinful dwarves. It doesn't get any better than this...or funnier.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sunday Jeff is God amongst men.
- By BtotheLtotheJ on 08-09-13
By: Bryan Johnson, and others
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Happy Endings
- The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
- By: Jim Norton
- Narrated by: Jim Norton
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 653
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 402
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Story4 out of 5 stars 405
Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke. Fortunately for him, his kind of dirty humor has earned him the distinction of being third microphone on the immensely popular Opie & Anthony syndicated radio show. In Happy Endings, Jim brings his raw, hilarious, and offensively honest comedy to Audible® listeners.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Happy Endings
- By Patrick on 07-10-07
By: Jim Norton
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A Brief History of Seven Killings
- By: Marlon James
- Narrated by: Robertson Dean, Cherise Boothe, Dwight Bacquie, and others
- Length: 26 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,349
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,143
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,134
Winner, The Man Booker Prize, 2015 Deftly spanning decades and continents and peopled with a wide range of characters - assassins, journalists, drug dealers, and even ghosts - A Brief History of Seven Killings is the fictional exploration of that dangerous and unstable time and its bloody aftermath, from the streets and slums of Kingston in the 1970s, to the crack wars in 1980s New York, to a radically altered Jamaica in the 1990s.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A Tough Read
- By KP on 05-07-16
By: Marlon James
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Rubyfruit Jungle
- A Novel
- By: Rita Mae Brown
- Narrated by: Anna Paquin
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 136
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 114
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 115
In bawdy, moving prose, Rita Mae Brown tells the story of Molly Bolt, the adoptive daughter of a dirt-poor Southern couple who boldly forges her own path in America. With her startling beauty and crackling wit, Molly finds that women are drawn to her wherever she goes - and she refuses to apologize for loving them back.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Worth Every Moment
- By Kristena C on 01-02-23
By: Rita Mae Brown
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The Thing about December
- By: Donal Ryan
- Narrated by: Wayne Farrell
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
While the Celtic Tiger rages, and greed becomes the norm, Johnsey Cunliffe desperately tries to hold on to the familiar, even as he loses those who all his life have protected him from a harsh world. Following the deaths first of his father and then his mother, Johnsey inherits the family farm, and a healthy bank account, both of which he proves incapable of managing on his own. Village bullies and scheming land-grabbers stand in his way, no matter where he turns.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Inner Thoughts of a Mentally Challenged Man
- By asassyvic on 01-21-15
By: Donal Ryan
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor, Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Blood and Minestrone Review
- By Kindle Customer on 11-20-20
By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, and others
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Egghead
- Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone
- By: Bo Burnham
- Narrated by: Bo Burnham
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 730
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 656
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 648
A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry and writing from one of today's most popular young comedians...In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird audiobook that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"
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5 out of 5 stars
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Yaaaaassssssss!!!
- By AlecZander on 06-16-15
By: Bo Burnham
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The Book of Leon
- Philosophy of a Fool
- By: Leon Black, JB Smoove - contributor, Iris Bahr
- Narrated by: Leon Black
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 407
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 365
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Story4 out of 5 stars 362
Everyone's favorite houseguest who never left, Leon Black (played by award-winning comedian JB Smoove from HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm), drops his wisdom and good-bad advice for the masses. Learn the secrets Larry David has gleaned from the Falstaff of television. Be forewarned: in opening this audiobook and Leon's mind, you need to be prepared for straight talk. The kind of unfiltered blunt straight talk that pounds on your door, invites itself in, makes itself at home, and helps itself to your food, your security pass code, and your expensive organic beet juice.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tears of Laughter.
- By mspeg on 03-03-18
By: Leon Black, and others
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Suck Less
- Where There's a Willam, There's a Way
- By: Willam Belli, Neil Patrick Harris - foreword
- Narrated by: Willam Belli
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 952
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 870
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 862
The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: Where there's a Willam, there's a way. But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can suck less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of the best!
- By James on 02-17-17
By: Willam Belli, and others
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Meet Me at Midnight
- By: Lynn Van Dorn
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 31
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
When Prince Charming finds his Cinderfella, with his absolutely perfect mouth, all bets are off, and things will never be the same for either of them ever again. Meet Me at Midnight is a MM stand-alone Cinderella story with two cute college boys, inappropriate fraternity high jinks, and a happy-ever-after that starts on the stroke of midnight.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Deliciously Naughty!!!
- By Lily Bear on 03-08-22
By: Lynn Van Dorn
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The Death of Cool
- From Teenage Rebellion to the Hangover of Adulthood
- By: Gavin McInnes
- Narrated by: Gavin McInnes
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,178
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,044
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,044
This is his story, or, rather, stories - lots of them, and all gut-punchingly hilarious, from that first far reach into a girl's tight jeans to turning forty with a cataclysmic party. In between you’ll hear about acid trips, threesomes, Nazi skinheads, his band Anal Chinook (Inuit for “warm wind”), Martians in northern Canada, throwing pedophiles in jail, dinner with the Clash, what happens when you crash Bill Maher's show wasted, and the true story of Vice magazine.
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5 out of 5 stars
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if you don't buy this book, the terrorists win
- By Kelsey Gholi on 04-03-17
By: Gavin McInnes
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Why We Suck
- A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
- By: Dr. Denis Leary
- Narrated by: Dr. Denis Leary
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 833
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 534
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 531
In Why We Suck, Dr. Denis Leary uses his common sense, and his biting and hilarious take on the world, to attack the politically correct, the hypocritical, the obese, the thin - basically everyone who takes themselves too seriously. He does so with the extra oomph of a doctorate bestowed upon him by his alma mater Emerson College. "Sure it's just a celebrity type of thing - they only gave it to me because I'm famous." Leary explains.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really Deep Insights
- By Arun Gupta on 07-20-09
By: Dr. Denis Leary
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Hurricane Season
- By: Fernanda Melchor, Sophie Hughes - translator
- Narrated by: Inés del Castillo, Tim Pabon, Ana Osorio
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 140
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 118
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Story4 out of 5 stars 121
The Witch is dead. And the discovery of her corpse - by a group of children playing near the irrigation canals - propels the whole village into an investigation of how and why this murder occurred. Rumors and suspicions spread. As the novel unfolds in a dazzling linguistic torrent, with each unreliable narrator lingering on new details, new acts of depravity or brutality, Melchor extracts some tiny shred of humanity from these characters that most would write off as utterly irredeemable, forming a lasting portrait of a damned Mexican village.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow
- By Anonymous User on 11-20-20
By: Fernanda Melchor, and others
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KooKooLand
- A Memoir
- By: Gloria Norris
- Narrated by: Gloria Norris
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 52
Gloria Norris grew up in the projects of Manchester, New Hampshire, with her parents; her sister, Virginia; and her cat, Sylvester. A snapshot might show a happy young family, but only a dummkopf would buy that. Nine-year-old Gloria is gutsy and wisecracking. Her father, Jimmy, all dazzle and danger, is often on the far side of the law and makes his own rules - which everyone else better follow. Gloria's mom, Shirley, tries not to rock the boat, Virginia unwisely defies Jimmy, and Gloria fashions herself into his sidekick - the son he never had.
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1 out of 5 stars
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this was so awful I could only listen to a little
- By Wyowoman on 09-14-18
By: Gloria Norris
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As The Sun Rises It Dawns on Him
- By: Ross Patterson
- Narrated by: Ross Patterson
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 441
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 404
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Story5 out of 5 stars 399
The third opus in the illustrious life of St. James St. James Romance Novels for Dudes collection sees him fighting prohibition in the 1920s all the way through his flyboy days in WWII. If you don't have an erection, he'll give you one. I mean, you'll have to pay for this sh*t... but you'll get one. That's a Men's Wearhouse type of guarantee too, homeboy. Did that guy die btw? (#thoughtsandprayers if he did)
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bonerific
- By Clancy Kuykendall on 02-04-21
By: Ross Patterson