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Dirty Jokes and Beer
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- Narrated by: Drew Carey
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Abridged Audiobook
- Release date: 02-08-08
- Language: English
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Regular price: $19.93
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- Franklin, WI, USA
- 10-30-08
Tacky
I am no prude, but the language on this takes all the fun out of the book.
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