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Dirty Jokes and Beer
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- Narrated by: Drew Carey
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Abridged Audiobook
- Release date: 02-08-08
- Language: English
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Regular price: $19.93
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The Health Conscious Drew: "They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, How I Died While Jogging."
Drew the Lover: "I read the Forum letters in Penthouse, thinking that I could learn from them. I remember thinking sometimes, when I was having sex, 'Lets see now. How did Surprised in Cincinnati do it?'...If a Playboy Playmate said in her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and hairy chests, I would cry."
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- Franklin, WI, USA
- 10-30-08
Tacky
I am no prude, but the language on this takes all the fun out of the book.
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