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Publisher's Summary
The Health Conscious Drew: "They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, How I Died While Jogging."
Drew the Lover: "I read the Forum letters in Penthouse, thinking that I could learn from them. I remember thinking sometimes, when I was having sex, 'Lets see now. How did Surprised in Cincinnati do it?'...If a Playboy Playmate said in her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and hairy chests, I would cry."
And Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-star: "Avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on the first date, and never pay more than 20 dollars for a lap dance."
All this, plus a section that Drew calls "kind of Drew Carey in the Fourth Dimension [but] still close enough to the real Drew to scare me".
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- Lana Wiggins
- 02-14-19
Drew on top of his game!
It has funny stories, funny jokes and even some short stories written by Drew Carey.
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- Ed
- 03-23-19
Not What I Expected
If you are looking for a book with jokes in it, this is not the book for you. It has one joke per chapter and the rest is just filled with stories about Drew and his living experiences, which nothing wrong with that if that is what you like. I really was looking for some funny jokes to learn and use in a social interaction, but this is not the book for that. I was extremely disappointed with this purchase and wanted others to be informed just in case they are thinking this is a book filled with jokes.
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
- John
- 10-30-08
Tacky
I am no prude, but the language on this takes all the fun out of the book.