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Dirty Chick
- Adventures of an Unlikely Farmer
- Narrated by: Antonia Murphy
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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"One month into our stay, we'd managed to dispatch most of our charges. We executed the chickens. One of the cats disappeared, clearly disgusted with our urban ways. And Lucky [the cow] was escaping almost daily. It seemed we didn't have much of a talent for farming. And we still had eleven months to go." Antonia Murphy, you might say, is an unlikely farmer. Born and bred in San Francisco, she spent much of her life as a liberal urban cliché, and her interactions with the animal kingdom rarely extended past dinner. But then she became a mother. And when her eldest son was born with a rare, mysterious genetic condition, she and her husband, Peter, decided it was time to slow down and find a supportive community. So the Murphys moved to Purua, New Zealand - a rural area where most residents maintained private farms, complete with chickens, goats, and (this being New Zealand) sheep. The result was a comic disaster, and when one day their son had a medical crisis, it was also a little bit terrifying.
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By: Michael Perry
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The Good Luck Girls of Shipwreck Lane
- By: Kelly Harms
- Narrated by: Reay Kaplan, Suehyla El-Attar
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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When their lives and personalities intersect, however, they discover that more than just a million-dollar dream home awaits them at the water’s edge. These three women (oh yes, Aunt Midge comes along for the ride!) arrive at their newfound mansion only to uncover what exactly it means to truly be "home." Filled with wit and charm, The Good Luck Girls of Shipwreck Lane is Kelly Harms's enchanting and heartfelt debut - a testament to the many, many ways love finds us, the power of a home-cooked meal, and just what it means to be lucky.
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good plot but the swearing was too much for me
- By Arianne on 02-13-20
By: Kelly Harms
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Half Finished
- By: Lauraine Snelling
- Narrated by: Suzie Althens
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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Recognizing how common it is for crafters to start many projects and finish few, a group of women join together to form a guild - Unfinished Projects Anonymous - to keep each other on track and accountable. Three friends are tasked with the job of home visits for their guild. Over the course of the story, this ensemble of women discover that much of life is half-finished - relationships, the raising of children, even our very relationship with the Lord - and that may be perfectly fine.
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Half finished
- By Amazon Customer on 05-03-19
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The New Moon's Arms
- By: Nalo Hopkinson
- Narrated by: Gin Hammond
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Calamity is confronting two big transitions: the death of her beloved father and the beginning of menopause, a physical shift that has rekindled her gift for finding lost things. Suddenly, she is getting hot flashes that seem to forge objects out of thin air, most notably a four-year old boy. As Calamity takes the child into her care, she discovers that all is not as it seems. Then, Calamity must reawaken to the mysteries surrounding her own childhood and the early disappearance of her mother.
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What a joy
- By newmoon on 07-05-19
By: Nalo Hopkinson
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The Portable Veblen
- By: Elizabeth Mckenzie
- Narrated by: Julia Gibson
- Length: 12 hrs and 43 mins
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An exuberant, one-of-a-kind novel about love and family, war and nature, new money and old values by a brilliant New Yorker contributor. The Portable Veblen is a dazzlingly original novel that's as big-hearted as it is laugh-out-loud funny. Set in and around Palo Alto amid the culture clash of new money and old (antiestablishment) values, and with the specter of our current wars looming across its words, The Portable Veblen is an unforgettable look at the way we live now.
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Not what it was cracked up to be
- By Linda on 02-03-16
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The Brushstroke Legacy
- By: Lauraine Snelling
- Narrated by: Suzanne Toren
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When Chicago native Ragni Claussen grudgingly agrees to take her sullen niece with her to spruce up the family's old North Dakota cabin, she uncovers long-hidden secrets about how her greatgrandmother - in 1903 - learned to live and paint and love in this very place.
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Excellent another Jewel from Laurraine Snelling
- By Cecilia McNeil on 11-01-16
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Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
- An African Childhood
- By: Alexandra Fuller
- Narrated by: Lisette Lecat
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Alexandra Fuller tells the idiosyncratic story of her life growing up white in rural Rhodesia as it was becoming Zimbabwe. The daughter of hardworking, yet strikingly unconventional English-bred immigrants, Alexandra arrives in Africa at the tender age of two. She moves through life with a hardy resilience, even as a bloody war approaches. Narrator Lisette Lecat reads this remarkable memoir of a family clinging to a harsh landscape and the dying tenets of colonialism.
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An African Childhood of Harrowing Proportions
- By Sara on 10-12-15
By: Alexandra Fuller
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The Grand Finale
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Narrated by: C. J. Critt
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
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Berry Knudson had a talent for disaster, but when she climbed a tree to rescue a kitten, she wasn't prepared for the scrumptious hunk undressing in a nearby window, or her dive downward that smashed Jake Sawyer's pizza and won his heart! But was there room in her chaotic schedule for a risk-taking inventor with dreams? She took classes, delivered pizzas, and cared for three eccentric old ladies she rescued from the train station. But Jake thrived on a challenge, and he could be very inventive.
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Save your money and time.
- By Csue on 04-05-09
By: Janet Evanovich
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A Muddied Murder
- By: Wendy Tyson
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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When Megan Sawyer gives up her big-city law career to care for her grandmother and run the family's organic farm and cafe, she expects to find tranquility in her scenic hometown of Winsome, PA. Instead, her goat goes missing, rain muddies her fields, the town denies her business permits, and her family's Colonial-era farm sucks up the remains of her savings. Just when she thinks she's reached the bottom of the rain barrel, Megan and the town's hunky veterinarian discover the local zoning commissioner's battered body in her barn.
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Well Written and Entertaning
- By Beatrice on 09-16-16
By: Wendy Tyson
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The Diva Runs Out of Thyme
- A Domestic Diva Mystery, Book 1
- By: Krista Davis
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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Few can compete with the Natasha Smith when it comes to entertaining, but her childhood rival, Sophie Winston, certainly tries. While Natasha is known for her intricate centerpieces and painstakingly prepared gourmet meals, Sophie likes to keep things simple...real simple.
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The type of cozy I don't enjoy
- By Meep on 09-11-15
By: Krista Davis
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Prodigal Summer
- By: Barbara Kingsolver
- Narrated by: Barbara Kingsolver
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Prodigal Summer weaves together three stories of human love within a larger tapestry of lives in southern Appalachia. At the heart of these intertwined narratives is a den of coyotes that have recently migrated into the region. Deanna Wolfe, a reclusive wildlife biologist, watches them from an isolated mountain cabin where she is caught off-guard by Eddie Bondo, a young hunter who comes to invade her most private spaces and her solitary life.
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Amazing!
- By Lily on 10-12-08
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A Death in Kitchawank, and Other Stories
- By: T. C. Boyle
- Narrated by: T. C. Boyle
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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Few authors write with such sheer love of story and language as T. C. Boyle, and that is nowhere more evident than in his inventive, wickedly funny, and always entertaining short stories. Here are 14 new tales previously unpublished in book form. By turns mythic and realistic, farcical and tragic, ironic and moving, Boyle's stories have mapped a wide range of human emotions. The stories here reflect his maturing themes.
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Mixed Bag
- By AuntGert on 09-22-20
By: T. C. Boyle
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Like Family
- Growing Up in Other People's Houses, a Memoir
- By: Paula McLain
- Narrated by: Wendy Tremont King
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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This powerful and haunting memoir details the years Paula McLain and her two sisters spent as foster children after being abandoned by both parents in California in the early 1970s. As wards of the State, the sisters spent the next 14 years moving from foster home to foster home. The dislocations, confusions, and odd pleasures of an unrooted life form the basis of one of the most compelling memoirs in recent years - a book in the tradition of Jo Ann Beard's The Boys of My Youth and Mary Karr's The Liars' Club.
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A famous writer describes her life growing up in foster care
- By Nancy C. on 12-21-18
By: Paula McLain
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- kara-karina
- 02-11-15
Loved it!
Listening to or reading autobiographies is something I haven't done since I was a teenager, but when I had an opportunity to review Dirty Chick I had to grab it with both hands. You see, Antonia's adventures as a newly minted farmer is something I could relate to and was intensely curious to compare with my own experience.
Personal reasons aside, this book is funny, at times hysterically comical, smart, self-deprecating and bittersweet. Antonia narrates it herself and does a fantastic job depicting various accents and characters of her friends and family. It's also a very quick listen (I recall sawing wood while I was at it).
Antonia and Peter move to New Zealand from San Fransisco in search of more affordable life, and when their son is born with a rare genetic disorder, they decide to stay for the health system and a way of life which would afford him an existence as close to normal as possible.
Renting a farm house in rural New Zealand for a year, Antonia decides to have a go at being a farmer imagining this picturesque, wonderfully calm living where she potters round and create this wonderful artisanal produce for sale. The reality is far from what she imagined.
Soon she is overrun by a herd of animals who are more pets than valuable produce, the fence is collapsing, the goats ruin any cars parked nearby, there is crap everywhere, her kimchi is a disaster, her cheese is mouldy and her evenings are spent in a blissful haze due to the copious amounts of homemade wine.
However, the sense of community is wonderful, her friends are always ready to lend a hand or a roast chicken, and when disasters strike (and they do!) all people around her unite to help.
I mentioned that this book is bittersweet, and I admit, because it's mostly humorous, when something bad happens it cuts you worse than usual. I had tears in my eyes a few times, but I finished this book with sense of wonder and I felt inspired.
Very much recommended.
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- Jeremy
- 05-19-15
Laughed my @$$ off!
Some of my enjoyment may have been due to the fact that I moved my own family to a small farm a little over a year ago, but I think that anyone could enjoy her writing and narrating style. - Although there are some parts that are pranks a little to explicit (maybe a lot too explicit) for the kiddos to enjoy, my wife and I found her blatant disregard for social correctness absolutely hilarious and enjoyable to listen to.
Now I'm just hoping for an eventual sequel.
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- MICHELLE DE GUZMAN
- 03-11-15
Just the right kind of crazy!
Where does Dirty Chick rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
this would have to be at the top of my list of Audiobooks. And it is a LONG list.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Antonia, herself, is my favorite because I totally related to her and her schemes.
Which character – as performed by Antonia Murphy – was your favorite?
Skin had to have been my favorite character of all.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes but I didn't listen all in one sitting. It took two days. A girl has to go to the bathroom eventually.
Any additional comments?
I read this book on Audible. If you are unfamiliar with audible it is a place to buy and listen to books. They have a fantastic selection in every genre. You should really head over and check it out. I happen to love to listen to book while I am driving. I find that audible is the solution to road rage for me in LA traffic.
So all that being said, here are the meat and potatoes. This book was read by the Author, Antonia Murphy, for Audible. I really like hearing an Author read the book they wrote. I have been fortunate to have had only good experiences in that area. Antonia did wonderful adding accents of her neighbors. She apologizes in the beginning for massacring their accents but my untrained American ear LOVED them. Ms Murphy should never allow anyone else to read her books for audible other than herself. It added a girlfriend feel to the book that was priceless.
This book is HILARIOUS. I never stopped laughing. Well except for the funeral. Only crazy people laugh at a funeral right? Having fantasy's myself of growing my own veggies and maybe having a chicken or two, I could totally relate to the "accidental" way Ms. Murphy ended up with 20 animals. Ms Murphy tells us how a California girl ended up in New Zealand. Her explanation of how getting on a boat and sailing to New Zealand happens. She admits to her mistakes and missteps along the way. Her introduction to her neighbors, her children and the story of how she ended up a with a zoo full of animals is charming, hysterical, and well almost enchanting. Not enchanting enough for this California Girl to move to New Zealand...well at least not today. But almost. Is that crazy? I hope not. But if it is, it is the right kind of crazy for me.
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- Paradox
- 05-12-15
good story. bad language
enjoyable enough story, if you don't object to vulgar language. she swears enough to make a sailor blush.
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- Marcela G
- 02-16-15
Funny, clever, emotional and highly entertaining
The blurb summarizes perfectly what Dirty Chick: Adventures of an Unlikely Farmer by Antonia Murphy is all about. I will just add a few things to convince you to read/listen to this book.
This is my first time listening to an autobiography. If I’m honest I never thought I would enjoy a book like Dirty Chick: Adventures of an Unlikely Farmer, but after I read the blurb and listened to the sample I decided to step out of my comfort zone and give this book a chance and I’m soooo glad I did it. Dirty Chick: Adventures of an Unlikely Farmer is funny, clever, informative, self-depreciating, emotional, and highly entertaining. I not only had an amazing time listening to this audiobook, I also learned a lot of things about farming, farm animals and more… Let me tell you, after listening to this audiobook I have new respect towards ducks… I used to like them, now… I’m kind of afraid of them… I won’t be able to see them with the same light as I used to… Why? You need to read/listen to this book, but I give you a two-world clue… Rapist ducks. Something else I won’t be able to see in the same light again are Alpacas noses.
Another very interesting tidbit I learned with this book is that homemade wines don’t give hangover. Why I didn’t know this? *runs to look for homemade wine recipes*
Apart from all the interesting facts we learn about country living, Murphy also shows us the difficulties of raising a disable son and a precocious daughter. I admire Murphy and the way she lives her life. Some people may think the way she refers to her son as an alien is deprecating, but I found it honest and cute in a nerdy way. He is really like an alien, he is different from all of them, have problems communicating, and lives in his little own world; but at the same time he is also respected, valued and loved.
Another thing I really liked about this book were the secondary characters and the sense of community in which they live. Knowing they are real people only made it more special. At moments I felt as if I also knew them. I laughed with them and in one occasion I felt pain for them too.
Murphy does a terrific job with the narration. Her different voices were easily distinguished; her different accents were good and funny. I also think that because this is her book, her life, it was easy to feel the emotion behind her words whether they were funny, sad or moving moments.
Dirty Chick: Adventures of an Unlikely Farmer was a very different book from what I’m used to, but it was a great experience. I enjoyed every single minute of this audiobook; so much I hope Antonia Murphy decides to write a follow up book describing her experiences in her new home.
I recommend this audiobook to all of you. Even if this genre is out of your comfort zone; believe me, you are going to like it.
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- mike moller
- 01-26-15
Outrageous good laughing ground
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes, it's a great read. For those of us who have negotiated the transition from urban professionals to lifestyle farmers this book reminds us how far we have come in recent years and makes us feel for others who have overcome hurdles greater than our own.
What did you like best about this story?
The breezy down to earth style of the narrative
What about Antonia Murphy’s performance did you like?
It's great to be able to hear the authour's own interpretation of her book. As I know Antonia and Peter personally I can appreciate her use of journalistic licence in pursuit of a good story even when what she says about me reaches the point of grating a little.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
occasional mild outrage but predominantly happy laughter
Any additional comments?
disclosure: I supplied the alpacas to Antonia and Peter and no they don't tear people's flesh!
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- joyce
- 10-03-15
Clueless + Not so bright = Hilarious memoir?
The story is an interesting look at obstacles faced when adopting a new country as your own, starting a family, and attempting a radical change of lifestyle all at the same time.
I listened to most of this at high speed, having developed an intense dislike for the author, who seems like a dorky dips#!t as she stumbles clueless through life, apparently finding her own dumb mistakes hilarious/adorable, and her own children annoying. The way she speaks to and about her kids, with so little respect, infuriated me. The annoying voice she used to represent her daughter's speech was a real mistake; someone in Production should have corrected her immediately.
This emigre's story is interesting in it's basic premise, but when I feel that the protagonist is a jerk, it's hard for me to enjoy a story. Skip this!
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- Diana
- 08-03-15
Funny, sometimes gross and crude, yet I *relate* .
I laughed out loud a few times, smiled to myself often, and sometimes cringed in disgust. It's a book that is written as if you are listening to a old and dear friend share their latest over a cup of coffee. (Very little is held back for the sake of propriety - so if you are into propriety this book's not for you.)
I was milking my goats just as the audiobook went into a chapter covering the impending birth of a goat kid and the necessity of preparing the doe for being milked. Made me laugh as it related to my own experiences with dairy goats.
The various animal adventures were actually educational for me, I've have chickens and still learned something new, something I had never thought about . . .
The crafts described and artisnal foods, especially the cheeses mentioned, were fascinating and may . . . be . . . inspiring.
The conversational tone the book is written in made it easy and light fare.
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- ray
- 02-27-15
Hilarious, touching adventure tale
This is a wonderful and very personal story of an American family who endeavors to start a new life in a rural New Zealand community. The mixture of farming and family hiccups are easy for any parent to relate to.
The family's oldest child was born with genetic differences that manifest as speech and learning delays and some health issues. The family approaches each new challenge in his life with care, thoughtfulness and real courage.
The author is reading the book herself, which is my favorite way to enjoy a story. She adds depth to the telling by using local accents and a fantastic sense of comedic timing.
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- Michele B
- 08-05-15
This book was a delightful surprise!!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I've already recommended to everybody I know, so a definite YES on this.
What other book might you compare Dirty Chick to and why?
I don't really know; it's fairly unique. Although, the author's humor put me in mind of Bill Bryson at times...Bill Bryson when he's not whining about something.
Which scene was your favorite?
The story of the Billy Goats Gruff...? Maybe? Hard to choose. I laughed until I snorted.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Uhhh...not so much moved me, as made me howl with laughter. It definitely moved me to tears of laughter.
Any additional comments?
Just loved it. I haven't had so much fun with a book for a very, very, long time.
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