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Diddly Squat

By: Jeremy Clarkson
Narrated by: Jeremy Clarkson
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Welcome to Jeremy's farm. It's an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands and natural springs. Jeremy always liked the idea of being a farmer. But, while he was barrelling around the world having more fun with cars than was entirely reasonable, it seemed obvious that the actual, you know, farming was much better left to someone else.

Then one day he decided he would do the farming himself.

After all, how hard could it be?

Well...

Faced with suffocating red tape, biblical weather, local objections, a global pandemic and his own frankly staggering ignorance of how to 'do farming', Jeremy soon realises that turning the farm around is going to take more than splashing out on a massive tractor.

Fortunately, there's help at hand from a large and (mostly) willing team, including girlfriend Lisa, Kaleb the tractor driver, cheerful Charlie, Ellen the shepherd and Gerald, his head of security and dry stone waller. Between them they enthusiastically cultivate crops, rear livestock and hens, keep bees, bottle spring water and open a farm shop. But profits remain elusive.

And yet, while the farm may be called Diddly Squat for good reason, Jeremy soon begins to understand that it's worth a whole lot more to him than pounds, shillings and pence....

©2021 Jeremy Clarkson (P)2021 Penguin Audio

Critic reviews

"The best thing Clarkson's done...it pains me to say this." (Guardian)

"Shockingly hopeful." (Independent)

"Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here." (Telegraph)

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Wonderful

Jeremy grows with each chapter. I love following his journey. Thank you for sharing your adventures in farming. 

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Good Stuff

Hurry up and release more Jeremy this book was an amazing listen. It filled in the blanks of the tv show

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Love that Jeremy narrates the book himself - who doesn’t love his accent !

Can’t wait for more. Its real life struggles with facts. Learning as you go. Fascinating facts that the average person wouldn’t know. I learned so much not only from his show but this as well. The struggle of a farmer just trying to make it plus with his comedic comments make this a great listen !!

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Absolutely brilliant

If you like Jeremy Clarkson then you will love this. Absolute perfection. Jeremy narrated just like he does on TV. Amusing, educational and interesting. I was very disappointed when I came to the end.

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Brilliant

Fantastic book, it’s interesting and funny, can’t really go wrong with Clarkson. Good read! Highly recommend.

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Fantastic

Such an enjoyable listen. I listened while doing my chores. The time flew by and I had some good chuckles. I recommend this book for coop cleaning day!

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Always good to hear the author narrate!

Have the hard copy version as well, fun to hear the author’s reading of it.

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More please!

Thoroughly enjoyed this and hearing Jeremy read it made it all the better!! Can’t wait for the next one on audible!

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A perspective of a lifetime.

The way this book encapsulates the life of a farmer, hypocrisy of society, and the flaws of government can simply be done by no one else and perfectly describes present world. How Jeremy can tell a simple story about pigs and convey such understanding and emotion, then wrap it all together human archetypes is beyond me. Something truly special.

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Clarkson is great!

Jeremy Clarkson gives a great performance telling what it’s like to be a farmer. It was pretty funny!

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