Dear Dory: Journal of a Soon-to-Be First-Time Dad
Adventures in Dadding, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Andrew James Roberts
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By:
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Tom Kreffer
About this listen
"Accessible and unvarnished, it’s bound to strike a chord with dads everywhere." (workingdads.co.uk)
"It’s a very moving book, it’s a very funny book." (BBC)
"Essential reading for any new parent." (MANtenatal)
Imagine discovering you’re about to become a parent, even though doctors told you the chances of making a baby were close to zero.
Now, a soon-to-be first-time father is charting a course through the perilous and choppy waters of living with a pregnant woman. He’s dodging hormonal right hooks, evading emotional explosions, saying all the wrong things (like "Are you okay?"), and trying to figure out how the hell you install a car seat.
Written as a journal to his unborn child, Dear Dory is the unfiltered, irreverently funny, honest, and heartfelt account of one man’s journey to fatherhood as he contemplates his new identity as a daddy and prepares for the responsibility of a lifetime.
Warning: This book contains a truckload of profanity.
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