• Dead by Christmas

  • Helga Suspense Book 1
  • By: Robert Dukelow
  • Narrated by: Bob Johnson
  • Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
  • 3.4 out of 5 stars (12 ratings)

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Dead by Christmas

By: Robert Dukelow
Narrated by: Bob Johnson
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Publisher's summary

In 1968, a couple of KGB agents in Germany wanted to defect. Too bad for them that the CIA and the US Army wanted no part of this action. A group of US soldiers decided to facilitate these defections without any official coordination. What could possibly go wrong? More things than you can probably imagine.

How much of this book is true? It appears as if it was lifted out of some classified espionage file, but Dead by Christmas is a fictional account based on real events that happened in Germany. The author's 33-year intelligence career allows him to write with authority on this topic. The names and places have been changed to protect the guilty, so one should not try to determine what is true and what is legend. If you think you know, don't tell. If you don't know, don't ask. Just enjoy the story.

©2012, 2013, 2014 Robert J. Dukelow (P)2015 Robert J. Dukelow

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Just not for me

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When I saw “Dead by Christmas” I thought that this would be perfect for the holiday season and while interesting it wasn’t what I expected and just wasn’t for me. The plot is interesting and well thought out but it didn’t have a lot of twist. When I read the description “What could possibly go wrong? More things than you can probably imagine.” I thought it would funny or hard to follow but it felt more straight forward. The characters are interesting and fun but the writing style is more along the line of “just the facts”. There wasn’t much description or color so I never felt as if I was part of the story with a more descriptive book.

The author has a great deep voice (think NPR) and does wonderfully with the accents but his variation between characters is very small.

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Just didn't keep my attention

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This is hard to review. While the story is interesting and entertaining overall, it took me forever to listen to this book. The story started off very slowly and the narration was just too calming. I could only listen for a little at a time. Each would be good separately, but for me this combination just didn't work.

A tale of Cold War espionage. When two KGB agents want to defect they can't get any help from the U. S. government. When you can't get help from the government what do you do? Figure out a way to do it yourself.

The characters just didn't have any real- well character. They were just there.

Narration - good & bad.
Bob Johnson does a good job with the narration overall. He has a pleasant voice. Clearly spoken with a smooth even pace. Some of his character voices and accents are really good. The non character parts of this story are just spoken too softly, calmly and soothing in this book. In an espionage/thriller you need a little more excitement in the narration. His voice would be great for reading poetry or bedtime stories.

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Very believable story

This story sounded like someone's memoir... Very believable characters, behaviors, beliefs, and plot and well written. It was easy to get into the time period.

The narration style, with a soothing tone and clarity, may have added to my sense of listening to a memoir. A very different performance than I am used to and think I would like to hear this narrator reading a different genre.

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Good but Expected More

What about Bob Johnson’s performance did you like?

The narration was good, but the story I found a little difficult to follow.

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Back to the Cold War

This story proves the joke about "military intelligence." The general tone of the book reminds me of M*A*S*H. It's got elements of farce, satire, romance, suspense, adventure, friendship, and the eternal battle against stupidity.

The story starts with intelligent U.S. soldiers ostracized to the most isolated U.S. base in Germany because, basically, they did their jobs too well. Then one of them runs into a childhood friend, a Russian who now works for the KGB and who desperately wants to escape the system he and his fiancee are trapped in. But if they defect, they will be on the run for the rest of their lives. So, the plan is born to "kill" him off by Christmas.

The narrator does a superb job with this story. The way he juggles the various accents is wonderful. (Imagine a Russian speaking "deep South black," a German woman speaking "British English," an American speaking "Pennsylvania Dutch German," etc.) And his even, dry tone, in the face of incredible plot twists, somehow makes the entire story funnier.

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Military Mystery

What would have made Dead by Christmas better?

It's hard to know what would have made Dead by Christmas better, as it wasn't a bad book as such, it just came across as confusing for me, as I know nothing about the military and i'm not very interested in military history or anything to do with the military or cold wars etc.

Has Dead by Christmas turned you off from other books in this genre?

I won't be reading any more military themed books, because they don't interest me.

Which character – as performed by Bob Johnson – was your favorite?

I didn't have a favorite character, no-one stood out to me.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

The narration was good. Bob Johnson has a pleasant voice, easy to listen to on audio.

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Not what I expected

What did you like best about Dead by Christmas? What did you like least?

I found book hard to follow, I was expecting more of a fiction story oppose to a military story. I found hard to follow

Would you be willing to try another book from Robert Dukelow? Why or why not?

Probably not, as it wasn't really what I like to read.

If this book were a movie would you go see it?

Maybe, it may be easier to follow.

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Incredibly boring

First two chapters has the word "N" Word so many times I had to stop listening.. And the narration sounds like the guy is going to sleep or put me to sleep..
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