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Darcy Vandiver, Vampire Sexpert, A Memoir
- The Rabbit Saga Collection
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
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Vampire. Sexpert. No Worries.
It's not that Darcy has no troubles, he simply doesn't let anything get him down.
Born to a vampire race of 100,000 Rakum, Darcy found out early he was destined to be the master's "fix-it man," a title he embraced with his whole heart. Living life at the top of the food chain alongside the most powerful of their kind, Darcy reveled in his job and never failed to make his master smile.
Love, passion, laughs, a few deaths (sorry), but every iota is delicious. Dive into his memoir and join the fun. You won't be sorry.
You're going to want to read them all...
CONTAINS language, violence, & sexual situations comparable to an R-Rated film.
The Rabbit Saga Collection
- BLOOD, SEX & VIOLENCE
- MALCONTENT: #VAMPIRE #SERIALKILLER #THRILLER
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READ NOW and discover the FUN that is Emil Jersey!
REVIEW: “5-stars! Suitable for fans of LGBTQ and General Fantasy steamy romance, DVVS is an engrossing tale filled with likable characters. Darcy is opinionated and intelligent and he shares his story in an arresting first-person narrative that pulls the reader in from page one. The descriptions are terrific and Jersey’s gift for character is exemplified in each chapter taking the reader on a sensual journey into the heart of Darcy Vandiver, the master’s favorite.” ~ Christian Sia for Readers' Favorite
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