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Danger Is STILL Everywhere: Beware of the Dog
- Danger Is Everywhere, Book 2
- Narrated by: David O'Doherty
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Danger is STILL Everywhere: Beware the Dog, written and read by David O'Doherty.
Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a Crocuum*? Yes.
And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? That, too. Has he written it yet? No. Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? Maybe.
Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation ever - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is stuck in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while, Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new, very important handbook on Dangerology (Level 2). That is until the Pet of the Year competition is announced, and Docter Noel hatches a plan to impress his neighbor, Gretel.
There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max Wurst is the judge.... For Docter Noel it's never been clearer that Danger Is STILL Everywhere.
* A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs.
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- Yossarian
- 05-10-16
AMAZING!!!!!!
So hilairios and fun, I love it and I can guarantee it is an awesome way to pass the time :)
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- Anonymous User
- 06-23-18
I realy realy realy realy realy really loved it❤❤
I really love David o'doherty he is the best I fined it in a hour
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- "johnnyoc"
- 10-02-22
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This audiobook is sooooo funny I absolutely loved it. It was hilarious I don’t know what I’d do without it!!😛😛😛
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- Anonymous User
- 05-20-20
danger is everywhere
I like this audiobook ,this is a really really good audiobook (review written by my son)
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- Lorraine murphy
- 04-16-20
Looks good and we are looking
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- niamh byrne
- 08-18-19
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